Peter the Believer, with this post to the 'Power with Pride going Belly-up?' thread ( http://forum.onlineopinion.com.au/thread.asp?discussion=3050#71526 ) has called to mind an old joke. At the risk of earning a Kyle award, here it is. Now concentrate.

Question: What's better, gas or electricity?

Answer: Gas. Six million Jews can't be wrong.

"Bad, very bad, Forrest!" Forrest's alter-egotist admonished sternly. Briefly Forrest wondered whether his alter-egotist was, or had been, a member of the Stern Gang. His unexpected encounter with his alter-egotist had been quite terrifying. Forrest hurriedly took refuge in Mel Brooks' observation with respect to the propriety of humour given when once discussing 'The Producers' on a TV chat show, that "anything can be the subject of humour, provided its funny".

Visions of the chorus line in 'The Producers', formed up as an all-singing all-dancing rotating swastika, passed before Forrest's mind's eye. ROFL!

Forrest was brought back to the unpleasant reality of the present by the shouted command, "Right, youse lot, back on yer heads!"

Smoko in hell was over.

lest i reveal the joke recently obama went to beukeveld camp where 15,000 jews died...yeah i know its not funny...but 30,000 not jews[goys] died there as well...

i thought it was funny the news services didnt cover that bit...the total death toll at one of thousands of them work till you die camps was 45,000...[one third of which was non goy]

so imk wondering if 6 million jews died...what of the 12 thousand non jews...home o sexuals/homeless/sick/old feeble...died...i know 45,000.000 [million xtians died on the warsaw death marches...run by the teutonic zionist bolchovic's....funny thing about the facts [eh]

ever add up the non goys in the media...[15 percent]...oh well at least their law says no ursury[except the goy...the joke just gets funnier..they run babking finance media atomics do styorage odf security info...store the us arms..run politics...the joke getts funnier and funnier

it would be hilarious if the realised the messiah all ready came..revealing the life giver sustaining all life..emmanuel[god within all life...funny that aye..the messiah declared..that we do to the least we did to god[even them guyam..clay men following no goy orders...see the joke

its hillarious once you get it
he came to his own who knew him not
http://www.moshiach.com/scholars/resources/jokes.php
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/archive/Biden-Cracks-Obama-Messiah-Joke-at-Gridiron.html
http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/presidentobamajokes
Obama's staff is preparing for his first press conference as President. They're busy writing the questions.

Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?

A. Nobody knows.

Unlike former Presidents, Obama is not a member of the NRA, National Rifle Association. He's joined William Ayers organization instead. The NBA, the National Bombers Association.

Q. Why won't President Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

A. Vice President Biden will be out of town.

G'Day All,
One I read on a door that I thought the ones with teenagers might like

"Hire a Teenager, While still know it all"

Thanks have a good life from Dave

I think "they" is supposed to be in there but it is left out to have a go at the oldies that forget things.
Thanks Dave

ALMOST THERE...

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot
overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car
and saw a couple inside with the car light on.

There was a young man in the driver's seat reading
a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat
filling out a crossword puzzle. He stopped to
investigate.

He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, opened the car window,
and said, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.

"What does it look like?" answered the young man.
"I'm reading a magazine."

"And what is she doing?"

The young man looked over his shoulder and replied,
"What does it look like? She's doing a crossword
puzzle."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the
young man.

"I'm nineteen," he replied.

"And how old is she?" asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch, smiled, and said,
"Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen!"

A few years later and Foxy’s young couple are on their way to church to get married and are in a fatal car crash.

Outside the pearly gates they ask St Peter if it is still possible to get married. St Peter goes through the gates telling them to wait saying he will be back with an answer.

While he is gone they wonder if they should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder.

St. Peter returns after a couple of months, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard down.

"What's wrong?" exclaims the couple.

St. Peter glares at them, "It took me a whole month to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"