THE HORTH WHITHPERER

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the ! midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

That pathetic, Fractelle,

So, what's your problem?
Want credit for your comment?
Or thought you'd said all there was to say?

Rob P

No I don't want credit for my comment, did you not notice that Protagoras had already linked to the Grandpa's trout, before you posted the exact same link?

Little Dave was sitting in the gutter crying as he had dropped his $1 lunch money for school(well school is a while back) down the drain and he wasn't going to have any lunch.
When a business man comes along and asks what is the matter, little Dave tells how he lost his lunch money so the business man gives him $5 and goes on his way
Little Dave thought this alright and does it a few more times and each time the good samaritan gives him $5.
Well the money is adding up little Dave had started the day with only a $1 and he now had $25 when he sees this nun coming along the street.
Well little Dave thought that the nun would have to be a good bite and the nun pulls up and little Dave explains the show so the nun gives him 20cents.
Little Dave says thanks Virgin Mary
The nun replies that she is not the Virgin Mary
Little Dave says well you should be your the tightest c/nt that has been along here all day.
Thanks have a good life from Dav

Fractelle,

Yes. Obviously, you didn't notice that I cut and pasted Protagoras' exact post and put it inside >> and << signifying a direct quote. I did that so someone who tacked onto the end of the thread without having gone through it could refer easily and directly to the Grandpa in question.

Come to think of it, that may not have been such a good idea!!??

This story about being a chili judge is a funny read:

http://www.wbrucecameron.com/columns/chilijudge.htm

Twice I laughed out loud so an OLO LOL rating of ** from me.