PP,

"Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?"

As far as it likes.

or

As far as the bungee leash will stretch.

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TRTL,

I'm going to have a stab at 2 out of 3 of your riddles.

-Why is the letter 't' like an island?

-If I tell you I have four eyes, two heads and three legs, what am I?

-What starts with 'p' ends with 'e' and has millions of letters?

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1. No idea.
2. No idea, but I'll say a transistor chip or a team in a 3-legged race.
3. A 'p'ost offic'e'

What is the definition of confusion? Two blind lesbians in a fish shop
Blind man walks past a fish shop Tips his hat & says "Morning Ladies"
Blind man goes into the supermarket, proceeds to the end of the aisle picks his dog up by the the leash & starts swinging the dog around above his head.
The owner comes racing over a says "What the hell do you think you are doing"?
The blind bloke replies "Just Looking".
Hear about the cripple flea? Got around on a crutch.
Hear about Bin Ladens wife Bin Laidon.
Why have tampons got strings? Fleas enjoy bungee jumping as well
How do you make a woman pull cotton fast? Light the string
Dave at the footy match between the bulldogs & roosters half of him blue half white real bulldog supporter. Looks around the crowd sees this shiela has no pants on has the pubes half blue half white, Dave thinking now there IS a real bulldog fan, goes over as says as much to the woman.
Instead the woman opened her legs & said No Roosters .
Thanks have a great life from Dave

Set you at ease RobP "T" is like an island it is in the centre of waTer
sorry TPP I'm just a spoil sport
Have a great life from Dave.

Yep, an island, and 't' are both in the middle of 'water'.

You're right, with post office.

The answer to the other question:

Q: If I tell you I have four eyes, two heads and three legs, what am I?

A: A liar.

http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2009/s2689324.htm

Shocking incest case mirrors Fritzl crimes

A Victorian man is behind bars accused of raping his daughter almost daily for 30 years and fathering her four children.

The case has shaken the nation and has prompted calls for a major overhaul of Victoria’s child protection.

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the joke is ....there must be thousands of these...and each will have form...be knowable or known to authorities...and the authority?...bah

Here's one my own.

Two new dictionary entries:

Davos n. 1. A meeting place of the high priests of economics (named after a town in Switzerland) 2. a hobnobbing session; a rhetorical extravaganza of the rich and powerful 3. an ideas and complaints forum.

Davo’s n. 1. Local meeting place of the plebs, a place to carry out social pursuits (e.g. playing cards, gossiping, etc) 2. a place of convergence of local culture 3. an ideas and complaints forum.