Yeh Ship Yappy off . umm

I am starting to really get into that thought.

Well now lets see!

I could be the good vet travelling as they say they do sometimes?

Umm For today all the sick sheep.

Stand Up!I said stand up!
What do you mean you cant stand? Kick Kick!

Ok Next lot today I want you to turn around.
I said turn around you B Kick Kick.

Next lot walk over here.

What do you mean your all blind I said get over here.

Ok all those sheep who wouldnt stand up saying they were too sick get over here!

What do you mean theres no room to walk,?

I will show you. I will Toss into into the sea with the sharks!!
if you dont walk over here!! Slash Slash

Right you others Down the mincers with you alive or into the sharks with you all OR stay onboard and await you slow death.

All of a sudden the sheep all jumped into the mincers alive and were heard screaming and into the water which was now alive with sharks from the blood from the mincers.

Except Yabby who stayed on board to wait his destination and even more slow cruel death.

The moral of the story is not all sheep are dumb.

Just one by the name of Yabby.

I will continue with the next eposode of yabbys last trip next post.

We will follow Yabby as hes dragged off the boat and thown! into the waiting truck.

Of course thats just the begining

Stay tuned to hear Yabbys last adventure next episode.

Hope he makes the trip! Really, really I do. Wouldnt want him to miss a moment of his little cruise.

Dont feel too bad for him though. Hes lived a footloose and fancy free life up till now - whats a few weeks on a boat before his ultimate demise.

Cant wait for the next installment.

Yeah but Wendy...did he pack his hanky?

We do have to check to see if Yappys packed his hanky..that trip could make him very sad...RIP Yabby.

Pigfarmer
Yes thats right. Hope it is only two weeks many take up to three months!

Ozgirl perhaps you could help him pack. Make sure he has his essentials.
Let me know what you think you should pack for him eh?

Perhaps a razor blade might be handy.

Dont worry about any medications he will have the one vet on board [if there is one] who they tell us looks after thousands.

A clever vet like that will be able to take care of him.

I am waiting on pig farmer to let us know which route he will be taking and who the lucky country his to recieve him before we can continue with adventures of yabbys cruise.

Oi oi oi, wait has Yabby the pale sheep organised his will?
If not, may I claim his fleece before his throat gets slashed- would love to wear a home-spun knitted yabby jumper out of him to remember him by!

OZGIRL, perheps you can inherit his hanky (if he packed it).

Yabby no matter how sick you'll become, keep eating, I want your fleece to grow!

I've commented on all this on the other AW thread. An up to date
objective analysis of the live export trade, much like the one which
Cameron Morse made, could only verify present conditions, rather
then the usual animal libber rants. I notice that Peta have now even
condemed Steve Irwin as evil!

Intererstingly I also showed how Wendy's remains might land up in
belly of a fat Arab in Mecca, if she faces reality :)

But lets get back to basics. In the cities they chain their dogs
up for days, send them nuts by locking them in houses, or dress
them up in sunglasses and other nonsense. How free are these animals?
They are your slaves basically, at your whim and mercy,
full of sadness and endless stories of animal abuse. Just ask
RSPCA.

Ms Piggy, Auspork are seeking nominations for new board members.
You are free to apply and let pig farmers vote on that. I saw it
in the rural press today.

Sheep spend 364 days a year in a footloose state, free from all
that, no chains, no eccentric owners, no unnatural states.
Who is preaching to whom here about animal welfare?

Perhaps we should ban you city people for pet ownership. The
abuse going on in Australian cities when it comes to pets, is well
documented.