but..this was only posted three days ago
http://joyreactor.com/tag/soul

its funny pictures..but cant post them
[yet..i love imaginary]

anyhow..a fruit-full search term..was found
http://www.google.com.au/search?q=soul+jokes&

<<..There was a scientist one time, and he went to talk to God and he says, "God, we can now clone humans, make life, and take care of ourselves and we don't need you anymore."

and God said "ok thats fine, but I want to challenge you to a contest before I let you go. Each of us has to create our own human using nothing but dirt, and the first one done wins."

So the scientist agreed and reached down to start making his human, and God stops him and says, "Whoa not so fast, use your own dirt."

its a classic

a man was being chased by a bear,..and the bear cornered the man and the man prayed dear God*..please make this bear a christian bear...So God did as he said..and the bear said..*dear God please bless this food im about to eat*>>

oh well
found the flip-side..of your joke
guess..that completes..the cycle

Sharing..the Gift..*of Laughter:

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."..The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee no hurry."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it,..
and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies,.."I can't believe that,*..show me."

So she fetched the Bible,..and opened the New Testament
and showed him..right..there..at the top of several pages,..that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

so..how did..he loose?
what..did..she win?

that links..to my latest joke
http://www.celestinevision.com/celestine/forum/viewtopic.php?p=15128#15128

how..i love you..always?
yet..some..cant see the joke...im..just a bloke

oops..just read..your..other post
and im feeling..your going/leaving..drained..[tired]

that upsets me..re-thinking..this part..of the previous post

<<..so..how did..he loose?
what..did..she win?>>

so what did he win?
what did she loose?

[sorry..im..dislexic]
[my spelling of the word..revealed..more than the word corrected..would reveal

dys-lectic..im seeing that we hurt you..
when only trying to correct..our own miss perceptions]..

im..feeling the same urge to go..graciously..but resist it
the topic's.. just all feel the same..bring me down too
heck..bring us all down..so many gone..now you too?

but how more unbearable..
the sameness..wont be the same..without you..too..

i feel in my heart..thats true..
we will..feel more blue..without you
if only we had tried harder..to give you a laugh?

but now see thats not enough
blessings be with you..always foxie/lexie..
i will miss hearing your voice as i read your words..missing them both

correction..re my..last words

"..."missing them both"...*already*

anyhow take care girl..i love you..your..truely blessed

from johan..hopefully not for the last time./

Dear Johan (OUG),

You make my spirit smile.
Thank You for the gifts you give us all on this forum.
And I feel honoured and blessed to count you as a
friend.

Take care, you sweet gentle man.

And I wish you all that is beautiful in life.

We recently had a new snake catcher arrive at a remote mine site. A few days after her arrival, a rather large python was apprehended on the roof of a vehicle by the environmental officer, whose name was Vincent Crean. Said reptile was not readily identified by snake catcher lass, who then became a little nervous. Someone said we should call it a "Vince Crean Viper".

Dear Albie,

Welcome - and Thanks for your story.
And the play on words. Liked it!

Here's one I remember:

"One Saturday evening in mid June a very important
Celebratory Dinner was held at the famous Sheraton
Hotel in Phoenix, Arizona to honour the various
American Indian tribes. The Chiefs of various tribes
attended, all in their splendid costumes, with
full-feathered headgear et cetera.
Many famous celebrities had been invited as guests to
this event, and among them was the famous American
comedian, Billy Crystal.

Well, the way Billy tells the story, he found himself
sitting at the dinner table, next to one of the feathered
Indian Chiefs, and feeling somewhat uncomfortable.
Billy said, "I didn't know how to talk to this guy.
The only thing that I knew about American Indians was
what I had seen in American Western movies. So all night
during dinner, I spoke like "Tonto" to this guy.
You know,

"You pass 'em butter.
You pass 'em bread.
You like 'em have more wine?"

And so on. This went on all night until it came to "speech-
time." Then this guy stood up and made the most eloquent
speech I'd ever heard in the English language.
Sheer poetry. When he'd finished, he sat back down, turned to
me with a sweet smile and asked,

"You like 'em speech?"