Hi Foxy, many good and witty jokes here and I don't get on OLO as often as I have done so in past times. Nice to see you are still around.

The autumn years of the Lone Ranger and Tonto go something like this...
At their retirement home it is his birthday, and the Lone Ranger is on the verandah quietly rocking away in his chair opening Tonto's present. A book of American Indian translations. Tonto is by now making a slow getaway on his zimmer frame with a silly grin on his face. The Lone Ranger goes to the 'K' section and reads..."Kemosabe" - horses backside.

Dear Albie,

I'm glad that you're enjoying the jokes.
I am as well, and Thanks for your contributions,
and kind words.

Here's another one:

"A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a
spectacularly gorgeous woman boarding the plane.
His prayers were answered. She took the seat right
beside him.

Eager to start up a conversation he
blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She smiled, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard trying to
maintain his composure and then asked, "What's your
business role at this Convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really, what myths are those?" the man asked.
"Well, one is that African-American men are the most
endowned, when in fact it's the Native American
Indian. Another, is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it's men of Jewish descent. We have
however found that the best potential lover in all
categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman blushed and became embarassed.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't be discussing this with you.
I don't even know your name."

"It's Tonto," the man said.
"Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"

ohh dear..i..gotta say it..
pull..the other one...ahhh thats better..[better in..[the thread]..than out.

anyhow..motivated..to..search..
[cause why waste a post]..

did you know..their trying to teach computers
to 'get'..knock/knock jokes

http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2007/09/_heres_an_inter.php

http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/sexjokes.html

Q: What’s the difference..between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid..and you don’t

Q: What do you call..mobile porn? A: Flash Drive

hope not that one
nor that one..[just heard it]
http://mistupid.com/jokes/page058.htm

ok..got it
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/lvlymen.htm

i know..ya going to love it

Dear Johan (OUG),

Thanks for all your jokes.

For me this thread has now run it's course
(I've run out of jokes).

It's been fun for me and I hope for everyone
who has contributed.

Once again, Thanks very much and I hope to
see you all on another discussion.

All The Best.

even though
you..posted the first limerick elsewhere
i..needed to reply it here..;)

i thought..some limerick
/sic*

Lao Tsu wrote a book on the Tao,
That’s written to tell us just how,
To avoid pain and pleasure,..And live life at leisure,

By chasing the Here and the Now.

There was a young man who said, “God!
I find it exceedingly odd

That the tree that I see
Should just cease to be
When there's no-one..about in the quad.”

SAID god
..Young man, your astonishment's..odd.
I am always about..in the quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be

As observed and advised..

Yours faithfully, God.

I once read the Buddha had said,
to all of the people he led,

“If you want to go higher,
Just end your desire,

And make sure your ego is dead.

#

There once was a New England farmer’,
Who heard of a thing..called the Dharma.

His spiritual needs,
Had planted the seeds,

And he reaped..a crop of good Karma!
#
the hulking hogan bogan speaks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE04WIB9V10&list=PLHQMwWIhNeqwYzbDmJuo-aczCcCnF80s0

Dear Johan (OUG),

I've just come across your post.
Again - Thank You for being so positive.
And on that note:

"Two men looked out from prison bars,
One saw the mud,
The other saw stars."

I guess it will always be thus.