Ginx, Banjo and CJMorgan,

Thank you for your comments regarding the misguided post PALE directed at me.

PALE: You did avoid giving me an apology. I'm waiting.

CJ and Fractelle:

I'm most amused by your tactics at repelling evangelists. My only experience in the matter was some years ago and was quite easy - when I opened the door I was expecting someone else. I was unshaven, and was clad only in boxer shorts with bed hair and bleary eyes.

In that circumstance, all you need is a cockeyed look and maybe a grunt. It's really quite effective and technically it isn't impolite.

At least, no more impolite than knocking on someone's door at eight on a Saturday morning, thus sabotaging a rare opportunity to sleep in.

I'd like to know if anyone's tried the line 'God wants me to be an atheist.'

I'll join the club on this one TRTL.

Folks have to pass a window to get to my front door, and that's when I saw the black suit/tie, crisp white shirt and clipboard.

I put that head massager gizmo with the metal 'finger' thingy's on my head and answered the door. I swivelled my eyeballs as best as I could and told the fellow that I was in the middle of a home based electro-convulsive therapy session!

Boy! do they lead narrow lives, he clearly didn't recognize the thing. The look on his face was a prize winner! He stepped backwards and fell off the porch; he would have injured himself if the vines hadn't caught him. He kind of hung there.

I gave him my most vacant look and closed the door, considerably relieved that the vines had saved me from an injuries claim! (I heard a scuffling sound, and then he raced past the window and ran out of the gate!)

All absolutely true!

(Yes I know this has nothing to do with the thread title, but we HAVE to laugh or we'll go mad!).

Banjo
Thank you for mentioning the threads topic.
Yes the comments were unnecessary and off post and had nothing to do with the topic your correct. I addmit to loosing my cool at the continual interruptions and abuse. (No excuse I know as Ginx and yourself pointed out)

Tammy - your turn to apologize for your continual abuse. Perhaps open a thread to discuss unmarried Mums. I would would contribute:

Moving on -

Must say the last few comments were amusing. Ginx is correct we do have to laugh.

Back on topic-
Banjo I will sit down and wording a post explaining as ‘clearly’ and precisely as I can what I mean by the Government playing the double edge of the sword while (trying not to invite legal complications.} I will post them ignoring interruptions.

It will probably take about six full posts to fully explain.
The difficulty I have in explaining what is happening is that few have the background knowledge or understand the industry enough to follow what is happening which is why I have ‘tried’ to post basic guidelines on Halal in general.
“I want you to be able to understand me completely.

That is why I have been ‘trying’ to give some background as to the different Muslim Leaders and what they have said in the past.- What the Australian Government have told the public compared to what is really going on.

Its got to be hard for Muslim leaders to sometimes be expected to respect us and follow our laws to a T when they know very well that’s its really quite different when dealing in with Government in business and trade.

The Government are making jack arses out of us by quietly quietly approving ritual slaughter methods under their so called special programs that have formally and publicly been rejected.
AWB is a small part but it paints a ‘clear picture’ and considering the enquiry Banjo you must ask yourself what has changed?

Why has the Government A. covered it up B. Not changed it – No enquiry into this part of it=

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TRTL, Ginx, CJ & Banjo

I had really finished with this thread, but clever hints on deterring god-botherers is just so hilarious. Much ROFL. Why oh why do they pick my precious Saturday mornings to evangelise me? Don't they know Saturday mornings are holy to secular people?

Thank you for the ideas.

I haven't tried this but have wanted to,

Ask them to wait, fetch pen & paper and very sincerely ask them for their address (seeing as they know yours). If they ask why, simply look mysterious and very knowing...

PALE - I have been around a lot longer than you realise...(imagine sinister laughter heheheheheh).

Cheers m'dears

PALE: In your own words you state: “The Government are making jack arses out of us…...”

It would appear you don’t need the government’s help , you are doing a pretty good job of it yourself.

Let the moderate Muslims of Australia speak for themselves PALE- you are not advancing their position with the incoherent blubberings you are trying to pass off as some kind of intellectual discussion.