ROFL Dickie! If after all this time, given your claimed intelligence
and caring, that is the best story that you can dream up,
best that you have another cup of tea and a good lie down to
calm the nerves :)

Dickie
What a hoot. You had sixty four people falling off their chairs laughing.
God bless your father and mother for giving us you.
For your sense of fair go to all living creatures and wonderful sense of humour along with it.
You made our Christmass party when I read your post to Yabby from my lap top!
By now Yabby is a house hold name. Antje even threatens her chooks if they are naughty and not wanting to stay out of the office-"
Go on hurry up and outside with you before I send you down to Yabby!

It would seem pale stands corrected accusing some of stuffing up investigations into the evil live animal trade and the grubs involved in it.

Seems you have hit the nail on the head with the lippy and nighty.

Funny As Dickie- and many thanks for a rare and much needed light hearted giggle from your report of Yabbs House keeper.
Ah she didnt say she was a live in house keeper did she?
Or maybe it wasnt a she?

Come on Yabbs- You can tell us- We are very understanding and kind.
Havent you noticed.

Belly I must say you have been a good sport regarding the thread. I hope you support the AMIEU.

PS Dickie- Keep an eye on Rudd. Hes flipped Kerry obrien and was up here in QLD yesterday sproutng about importing ALL our meat?
Of course hes using global warming and water supply as an exuse.

I must say I am not surprised but that would increase the cruel live trade ten fold.

Not to mention in a few years when China makes its move nobody in Australian will be able to afford food.

Quite simply even if you could leave animal welfare ut of it what idiot PM of any country would put its people in a position to rely on another country to feed its people.

Be mighty handy in a few years when they declair Australia UK and USA war criminals and enfroce sanctions.

Again thanks Dickie
funny as!!

Wendy PALE per Tary

Yep Pale

She also expressed concern about Billy Goat Gruff. Said he'd developed some sort of rheumatism in the back end!

And keep this to yourself. Apparently, "you know who's" been charged with sheep rustling. He was caught hugging someone else's sheep but claimed he was only trying to prevent it jumping the fence.

Lol Gertrude, we have actually learnt lots! Given Dickie's
love of animals and fantasies about tying them to bedposts,
reveals a little about her mind :)

Given her inability to answer my questions, saying anything
to feel better, is of course to be expected. Thats generally
how the human mind works.

I've debated with Al Queda supporters, radical Trotzkyites
and various fruitcakes. Dickie is a piece of cake in
comparison. A big heart is simply not enough today, in a
world of reason and reality

"Of course he's using global warming and water supply as an exuse.

"I must say I am not surprised but that would increase the cruel live trade ten fold."

Yes that is very true PALE. However, first things first.

The live exports out of Australia must cease. This industry is contaminating and desecrating our marine life and oceans which also belong to other nations. This is environmental vandalism at its worst, particularly given the shockingly long distances to the Middle East and the incessant amount of pollution dumped overboard.

"I've debated with Al Queda supporters, radical Trotzkyites
and various fruitcakes." (Yabby)

Now Pale, don't you find that statement curious?

I do since the housekeeper alluded to shadowy figures lurking around Yabby's sheep dips. "Bloody terrorists" she called them. "You don't think they're manufacturing some sort of chemical, do you?" she asked.

Hennyways, it was most interesting since the housekeeper inadvertently divulged Yabby's true identity.

So he'll be in the phone book under:

Mr I Pullmepudd.

Dickie

Heres one for Yabbs
Cows standing in a paddock. One cow says to the other "Are you worried about this Mad Cow diseases?". The other responds, "Nup, I'm a goat.".

Yabby. Ok Now be fair. How about giving me your honest thoughts then on Austrade MLA regional grants AWB Farmers Federations.

- If you can please explain why every single farmers federation have knocked back direct calls from ME and Maylasian people asking to be introduced to farmers at grass roots levels.
Its not up to FF to make descions for farmers. It is their job to get the information out and let farmers make their own choices.

Why did Mark Vaile write in 2003 a three page letter to us saying GATS would never be used in Abattoirs?
GATS is used in every trade if you read the very thick book Yabby.

It clearly reads- other than prosituion "GATS may be applied to all products".

Evenidentlty the Australian Government saw direct co joint partnerships with Aussie Farmers and Malyasian and ME companies as more of a threat than spreading aids and sexual diseases." Ah and of course their good moral Christian Standards.

The Government have greased their hands for years through the Industry of Live Animal Exports and THATS the only reason! they wont stop the cruelty.

You say AWB is over. No way.

Why do you think Rudd as Shadow Minister of Trade didnt jump at the oportunity to disclose AWB were live exporters and the money wasnt just wheat but live exports?

Why you think in the middle of the AWB enquiry when live exports when all over 60 minutes and the news Rudd remained silent to the public.?

I will tell you why Yabby- Because the cruel live exporters have got them by the balls - that why.


Now Mr Rudd will have to reopen the AWB enquiry publicly and allow them to lay charges - or face the public as to why he too would want to cover up the crimes of his opposition?


Wendy posted by Taryn