Hi Paul,

Another word for black?

How about:

Ebony

Sable

Charcoal

Raven

Crow

Grime

Oil

Dark

Dear Paulo and Foxy

Poor little Meghan (who's on the nose with the Royal Family for bagging them at the Court of Queen Oprah and because many of the older UK public hate her for being a gold-digging, Harry alienator) has an announcement for her fawning worldwide audience.

You remember "Megxit" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megxit

Well here's a load of Megshite.

Note:

"The REAL reason Meghan Markle won’t attend Philip’s funeral" at http://www.newidea.com.au/why-meghan-markle-not-at-prince-philip-funeral

"After Prince Philip’s death, Prince Harry quickly rushed back to the UK to be with his family ahead of his grandfather’s funeral that is set to take place on April 17.

While the official reason given for Meghan remaining at the couple’s home in California is due to her second pregnancy, all may not be as it seems.

...Speaking to the Daily Mail, friends of Meghan have claimed that the former Duchess of Sussex isn’t attending the funeral in order to avoid being the “CENTRE OF ATTENTION”

"...“[Meghan] said this is what Prince Philip would want and that Meghan's "willing to forgive" [the Royal Family] and move forward.”

There you have it Foxy and Paulo. Prince Harry has really stuffed up marrying that one.

PS. Prince Phil's and Charlie's shared joke name for Meghan was "TUNGSTEN" ie. someone hard and unbending.

PPS. Is it at all possible that "poor" little rich 39yo Meghan's own family http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/meghan-markle-furious-samantha-markle-finding-freedom have some bearing on her many, many, "look-at-me" problems?

Pete,

Should MEGHAN, there you go again Pete mentioning MEGHAN, come a knockn' the Butler could announce; "There is a CHARRCOAL coloured person at the door." Price Phil would obviously yell. "WELL, let her in man, she's probably here to clean the chimney!" As he chomps on another one of those deliciously prepared BBQ snags, cooked by the master chef himself.

Can I have your take on my idea, instead of Charles as next king, he can't cut the mustard for me. How about Edward Longshanks, I particularly like Eddy's personal appearance, with my mate Mel, in 'Braveheart', that's the kind of action man the monarchy needs! Heads would roll I'm sure, no muckn' about with Eddy.

Pauliar,

Reading your post, you really are racist.

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You are pushing poo up hill old son.

Paulo 4, like me commenting on the gullible natives of Tanna, was doing a parody of Prince Philip's old fashioned jokes about those who are not white and not English.

Here are some actual Prince Phil quotes:

“If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed” – to British students in China, during the 1986 state visit.

“You are a woman, aren’t you?” – in Kenya in 1984, after accepting a small gift from an African woman. The best African female athletes often look manly, eg: http://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/media:a5dd11adf5a34b9c83fc9e75f09f904e/800.jpeg "[Photo of] Olympic gold medalist Caster Semenya and other female runners like her with unusually high testosterone must take medication to reduce their levels of the male sex hormone if they want to compete in certain events."

“It looks as if it was put in by an Indian” – pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999.

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” – to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout.

“If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it” – at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting.

“Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?” – to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994.

“You managed not to get eaten, then?” – suggesting in 1998 to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals.

I rest upon my case.

Plant,

When you try to show that someone is racist because of comments that you have taken out of context made nearly 4 decades ago that don't meet today's woke sensitivities then you have lost the argument.

If you can show that he has actively discriminated against someone based on race then you have a point, otherwise, you are just another virtue signalling snowflake.