Forgot your footies, Runner. C'mon, don't be shy.

Omigod, guys! It really is spreading! Now we have "Homosexual newspapers"!! Guard all your inanimate objects closely: they could turn gay.

Once that happens they will immediately become promiscuous and inadvertently brushing up against a book will be 950% likely to give you Hep.C

(ps Sorry, runner. Couldn't resist.)

I have heard that if you sit on a seat that was recently vacated by a gay person you are 860% more likely to be sitting down than to be standing.

(Sometimes it helps to be Irish)

runner, all of those statistics, with the exception of anal cancer, are examples of disease transmission caused by unprotected sex.

Seeing as gay men are unlikely to get pregnant, they are less likely to wear a condom and more likely to contract a disease from a promiscuous lifestyle.

This is a reflection of the importance of safe sex to either heterosexuals or homosexuals.

Regardless of whether the sex is vaginal or anal, condoms are an effective tool for preventing infection.

So really, if these figures concern you so much, you should be out there promoting condoms for gay people. Then, won't it be fantastic when you don't have these statistics to worry about anymore?

Runner “A 1997 study in British Columbia found the life expectancy of men who engage in sodomy to be comparable to that of the average Canadian man in 1871.”

So what was the life expectancy of a sodomite in 1871 or are you suggesting it was not practiced before 1872?

It makes anal sex sound almost as lethal as smoking but at least your breath and your clothes don’t smell.

I heard, during the apartheid years for a white South African male, the most likely way of catching Herpes was from a rugby scrum.

Since the place went democratic, the most common place now is probably off a warm toilet seat.

What kind of world would be more just, peaceful and moral:
a world where sexual diversity is understood, accepted and where everyone is welcomed and included-
or
a world that privileges heterosexuality and oppresses, condemns and excludes minorities based on their sexuality or gender identity?

Everybody should be free to express their sexuality and live their lives fully as long as they don’t jeopardise the freedom of others.

TRTL exactly, I still don't understand why the popes don't ever promote the use of condoms- surely these would save lives and prevent abortions :D