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Australia - a racist backwater : Comments
By Greg Barns, published 22/12/2005Greg Barns argues Australians have succumbed to materialism, fear, racism and xenophobia.
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The recent climate, fuel issues and civil unrest, has helped prove existence of a new element. In December October [2005] a major research institution announced discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Gov/-ern/-men/-tium."(Gv)
Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons. Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Gv causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second!
Gv has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation, in which, a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons, exchange places.
In fact, Gov/-ern/-men/-tium's mass, will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. When more and more isodopes are formed into existance, they form a moronic state of non-cohesive functioning unity and act independently causing a chaotic dissintigration of foundational structure.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalysed with money, Gv becomes Administratium (Am) - an element which radiates just as much energy as Gv, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.