Maclen when you go over to NKU make sure you wear protection. That is a scary place.
Botoxia certainly seems to have the formula for movie failure down to a science. She pays her minions enough money to keep those excuses for her flops flowing like a river.
I saw this today and had to share it with you.

It's Been Nice Knowing You Nicole Kidman
http://www.film.com/movies/story/itsbeenniceknowingyounicolekidman/11597472/15949715

What is The Reader about? Does anyone know?
LOVED the article Nice Knowing You Nicole, Banbotox. Thanks.

Yeah, banbotox, that article is hilarious, my favorite is " I dont speak australian, and i dont like subtitles! Though truthfully, her movies do seem like plodding foreign language films in another language...'' also, i only read the message board at NKU, wouldnt want to register there and crush their dilusional beliefs.
Morgan, The Reader is an german novel written in '95 and is about a 15 yr old boy who has an affair with a 30ish german woman, and years later when hes in college, learns she is a former nazi war criminal when she is put on trial. It seems she's just gonna combine her roles from Human stain and Birth, and redo them for this movie. Something hilarious i read about this movie is that its for the Weinsteins new movie company, they used to run Miramax, and their new studio has a dismal record of movie flops so far... they released Grindhouse, hostel 2, and just recently released The Last Legion, which believe it or not, did worse last weekend than The Invasion! So actually I wouldnt be surprised before this nazi movie comes out, the wienstein company will be out of business. And speaking of Nazis, guess who is suspiciously filming a movie as a nazi right now? yeah, tom cruise...theres a tabloid story going around about how they will both be filming in Berlin at the same time! Imagine that! If thats true and she does start filming this movie next month, how much do you want to bet botoxia will lobby to have it come out at about the same time as cruises nazi movie? In any case, I see she's still trying desperately to piggy back off his fame.

Well, well, well, Australia will not be screening The Invasion in theatres. If there's anyone who actually wants to see it in this country, they will have to wait until it comes out on DVD. This must come as a blow to Botaxia because although she lives in the States and speaks with an American accent, whenever she pays her annual Christmas -time visit to Australia she re-adopts her Aussie accent and tells all and sundry that she still calls Australia home.

Well, I dont believe for one moment she has any remorse or sadness over her "royal subjects" not getting the chance to watch her latest act of love... considering shes simply hiding out in Australia, to get away from the absolute and utter failures of Fur...and stepford wives... and bewitched.... and Birth... and... well you get the point. It was pretty convient to use this film shooting, that never ends, as an excuse to stay away from the Invasion fiasco. The fact that it wont be shown in Australia, or be premiered in any other country, I'm sure, doesnt bode well for her "international" appeal regarding this epic Australia.

Nk has been interviewed in the Australian OK MAGAZINE.....
Re living arrangements in the outback: "We'll be camping in tents. I think we're sharing toilets and showers and everything. Yeah, we're roughing it." Who doe she think she is kidding?
On becoming pregnant:"If I had my own baby, I would have bigger boobs. That's one of the many good things I can think of that would come out of it." Nice maternal touch there!
On describing what it's like to walk down the red carpet: "It's like getting dressed for the prom". When would she have ever attended a "prom"?
And to really take the cake, cop this on The Invasion: "It has a theme you see running through a number of my movies-the love a mother has for her children and to what lengths she will go to protect them...The most important thing for me is to protect my son and daughter and their wellbeing." How can she do that when she never sees them?