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What Do Men Want?
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Posted by Poirot, Friday, 15 April 2011 9:47:42 PM
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i hate to repeat things
even worse revealing personal things but in a topic such as this[and bellies id topic] things just come out im one of those who join together to work it out together not to have a bed partner in the dark while in the day time we live our own sepperate realities as far as i can moralise...there is being together and not being together...wether your not together cause your working or playing..the end result is your not togther now some will say..being appart makes us better when we are together and that means..your getting more fun being appart the title is so off putting..because many like to be appart even if they are together...like we are both sitting in the same room but your thinking of your work..and im thinking why arnt we making love how can you sit there and keep your hands off me you hate touching me..and i cant even touch you touch is important its so easy to fall out of touch i love the smell feel taste of you but you just sit there getting drunk anyhow these are thoughts one man has thunk..id rather write them here than speak about it here http://forum.onlineopinion.com.au/thread.asp?discussion=4409 i cant even be botherd reading the darn topic.. [its about penus size..or something] but i see it as being a destraction from events..going on arround the world [things others would rather have us talk/blog about] a thing i only do.. cause i cant stand to be near you if i cant touch you so as the saying goes be like a phylips head screwdriver screw you..you got the non-contact..you sought if life is a battle..consider it fought..lesson learned/lesson taught it can just get too petty especially when your partner is too pretty default postition is blogging..on the web or drunk on the couch the sign reads dont touch Posted by one under god, Saturday, 16 April 2011 9:27:09 AM
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I got one…
How do you make your wife scream during sex? Ring her and tell her where you are. Posted by Jewely, Saturday, 16 April 2011 9:30:07 AM
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Some jokes hey!
Two women are talking and one asks, what's your A-hole usually doing while you're having an orgasm. She replies, I don't know, probably playing golf or fishing. A guy walks in to a brothel and he has a two inch penis. The hooker says, who do you recon you can satisfy with that! He replies, ME! Posted by rehctub, Sunday, 17 April 2011 7:59:40 AM
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rehctub, what about...
What's the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis? A man. Posted by WmTrevor, Sunday, 17 April 2011 9:18:24 AM
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i allways wonderd
why 'knock'...'knock'...jokes arnt simply called knocker's [ok only joking] knockers are no joke but some reflect the times or rather 'daze of our lives' better than others i thought that god could have made them self inflate much like a mens pen-us.. [but men allready got too much to handle] let alone being suffocated beneath a pair of swelf inflating..knock knocks you can mock but dont be a nock-er that rhymes with smock or chock o block cramed with jok-e thats all bloc-ke anyhow lets nipp [abriviated nipple?] the nipple/dribble tipple any how 'nip' this in the bud i know this post is crud rude even crude..dont be a prude stop joking this is serious but till we can laugh no one will like you even men dont really know what they want till they see it..or its thrust upon them Posted by one under god, Sunday, 17 April 2011 1:24:29 PM
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I knew if we waited long enough we'd finally get down to the nitty gritty.
I'm sure there are more endearing inclinations yet to be revealed....keep it coming : )