Dear Suzey,

Sounds like in your courting days you did far too much eating
and drinking, perhaps you should have spent more time in the
sack, testing out the new boyfriend. The last bloke whom
I know of, who claimed his girlfriend was oversexed, turned out
to be a closet gay, who wanted her to impress the family etc.

Sounds like the kid takes after his old man. Well that's what
genetics is all about. In their haste to get married, women
often forget that dud men will possibly produce dud kids too.

In the end, it was all up to you, so you'll have to live by
the consequences of your actions. You chose the bloke, chose
to have children with him, now they seemingly take after him.
Well duh.

Sounds like hubby agrees to Robert having a bra, as that one
might well fit hubby a bit better then your one. Oh well,
go right ahead. Your kinky family sounds like it will remain
so, so you might as well enjoy the moment, for its all your
fault in the end. Live with it.

Yabber

Dear Yabber,

I was taught men don’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.

But I thank you once again for taking the time to give me some advice and I have decided that it is good advice and I will live with the consequences. The way society views us and treats us is my largest concern but I think I have come up with the best solution.

I start the testosterone shots on Wednesday.

Sincerely,
Suzey

Dear Suzey,

I am happy to hear that things are resolving themselves.

Darwin was correct, human females need resources to raise the
offspring and will use sex as a bargaining tool to obtain them.
The thought of men enjoying themselves with impunity, would fill
many with horror :)

The testosterone shots will no doubt add colour to your already
colourful family. Hubby could of course also have progesterone/
oestrogen shots and you two could swop roles and take it all
the way.

Sounds like you'll all be one happy family!

Yabber