Severin oh puhlleassse can you match me too- wow I'm impressed, you should be a matchmaker of some kind. StG and Sam Harris... definitely a great match!

Dear Severin/Fractelle,

I'm so glad that you're back, well, and posting
again!

You've been missed!

I've got two more for myself:-

1) Audrey Tautou
2) Emily Blunt.

Have you read any of Jeanette Winterson's works?

"Oranges are not the only fruit,"
"The Passion," just to name two.

Hmmmm,

I've known the occasional woman or gay to turn *because* of me.
Does that count? :-0

I simply accept who I am and get on with life.
Naturally, I've wondered about being gay or what it would be like, but never over any specific person. If I have, then I don't recall who or when. Now, oral sensuality, with a block of good chocolate whell....

Heh heh heh

The penalty for not playing is I get to choose your gay perfect match.

Examinator
is someone who likes to study the minutia, turn things around, look at the issue from so many angles sometimes his posts are a little tangled. Your match needs to be highly intelligent and, from what I've heard, has a high libido:

Stephen Hawking.

Celivia

From your description your want a no-B/S sort of woman, a strong personality and exciting, three come to mind:

Chrissie Hynde (Pretenders)
Souixsie Sioux (Banshees)
Nico (Velvet Underground)

Ludwig
I have also missed out on Ludwig - while very intelligent tends to focus on pet subjects, easy peasy:

Pet Shop Boys (both of them)

Celivia,

This was kinda amusing till you opened your gob. Cheers.

You and a dog?

Wow Severin, good choice of topic- this discussion sure does make some forumites a little edgy!

Oh StG, I thought it was obvious that what I said was all tongue-in-gob, didn't expect you to be offended.

Naughty-naughty StG, if you have an urge to create a sub-topic to talk about beastiality... I can tell you my secret. 'Me and a dog' wouldn't do it for me. I'm more of a unicorn person.