R0bert

The first post I read this morning was yours - thank you for the hearty laugh you gave me. Nothing like a good hit of humour to start the day. I think Hugh Jackman is a superb choice and I'm sure if Hugh knew you, he would reciprocate :-)

Pericles

I do like you, but this thread isn't about playing favourites, it's about choosing your perfect gay-match; as you didn't play. You are a great linguist, witty and staunchly opposed to religious extremes - you deserve an equal foil:

Father Bob Maguire

Examinator

Again you looked at the issue from another angle, like any good scientist, Stephen Hawking would be pleased to see you.

Antiseptic

I see Henry Rollins has his work cut out for him - but he has a great sense of humour and is certainly more than enough man for you.

"I wish I knew how to quit you"

- Jack Nasty

Excellent work DD, for bringing Brokeback Mountain reference into this thread.

Well done Severin. Chopper Read is the only man that I can think of with the "persuasive skills" to "convince" me to turn gay.

one can learn a lot from watching movies about "professional queers" [thankfully E Annie P did not use the word gay, pronked after the time]

main issue is Jack Nasty may well service you via the back door but will probably also be into woolies [and gumboots]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJX9JwxC25k

Actually, Severin, I did mean to avoid this thread completely.

>>this thread isn't about playing favourites, it's about choosing your perfect gay-match; as you didn't play.<<

I didn't "play", on the basis that I saw it as an entirely no-win situation.

By not contributing, I am open to the charges you made earlier, from your first threat... "Some of you may find this too much of a challenge, your absence will be noticed."... to the specific put-down... "what we always suspected, Anti & Houllie aren't all that confident with their masculinity"

But I find it entirely impossible to contribute honestly. I'd have to make something up, find a witty observation to surround it with, and join in the giggling.

This worried me. Just a little. Why couldn't I make the effort?

Yesterday, I realized.

The whole "who would you turn gay for" schtick, is actually a chick thing.

Let me see if I can explain.

A significant proportion of my male acquaintances will fantasize about two ladies getting it on with each other, hammer and tongues.

Make that, the vast majority. It's highly visual, and intensely erotic.

Does the reverse work the same way?

Be honest.

Does the idea of being in the same room as two blokes making the beast with two backs turn you on?

I know that two blokes paying attention to you at the same time might, that's quite normal.

But two guys? Humping? Each other?

Really?

So if it's all the same to you, I'll stay on the outer.