All through my life I have had crushes on women, although I would describe myself as straight.

Time for a little fantasy and indulgence who would you 'turn' for?

Even just for one night?
(Or morning or afternoon)

I could list some people from my life - but that's boring unless you know me, so I'll start with the famous, just a few to start:

Sharon Stone
kd lang
Michelle Obama
Pink

The ONLY rule to this topic is that whoever you think is HotHotHot is the same sex as you. Some of you may find this too much of a challenge, your absence will be noticed.

:-)

What are you Sam Brett? Jesus.

I'll think about whether I can get in the spirit of a weed induced teen girl conversation and get back to you. Nobody comes to mind that I would want to shag, but there's people who I would like to be I suppose.

Excessive testosterone, perhaps?

cotter may be able to shed light.

Actually, granted it is Friday afternoon.

Hmmm. I want to be Hugh Laurie's House character. A master of sociopathic manipulation. Sure it's an unrealistic TV show, but he has so much fun. Plus he has easy access to a cocaine like drug.

I can see why girls like Pink. She's a damned scary butch chick. I think it's funny that if men don't come up with guys they want to shag, the predictible homophobic calls will come out. That's why I'm racking my brains. Oh no, that means I really am homophobic.

Oh, where's Eddie Macguire.

A better question would be do women just universally look better, or are men less socialised to be accepting of same gender crushes. Or is it just that men cant allow themselves to be vulnerable enough to want to be penetrated? But that would mean they'd still want to be the assertive partner. Runner's going to love this topic.

Personally, I'm obsessed with the female form, and the softness and smoothness, and I cant think of an effeminate enough guy. I will try though.

I should have added:

This topic is meant to be light-hearted.

However, at least we know we what we always suspected, Anti & Houllie aren't all that confident with their masculinity.

Joke fellas, joke. You don't have to actually go and bang your gay fantasy (or be banged by them).

ERIH

So it's a gay holding hands fantasy is it. Riiiiight.

Oh I so hope runner makes an appearance. It will be even more fun than when I earnestly told him the anus is a very sensitive area of the body.