Foxy, I loved that chicken joke! Lol :)

Benk <" I respect men who think "when you have a nice girlfriend, keep her". I respect women who think "if I want someone who loves me, I cannot afford to look like a slut."

I respect men who respect the rights of women to wear what they choose.

I respect women who wear what they like and don't give a damn what men think!

Dear Suze,

The chicken joke made me laugh out loud.

Here's a few more you might enjoy:

All men are animals,
Some just make better pets!

Many a man thinks himself extremely sensitive simply
because he's easily put out.

Men think "monogamy" is something you make dining
room tables out of.

If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the
Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic
white and with a roller.

I dress for women, and undress for men.

I'm not a snob. Ask anybody.
Well, anybody that matters.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me
for my mind.

Egotism - just a case of mistaken nonentity.

There are two kinds of women - goddesses
and doormats.

Today - the way to be subversive is to think.

Stupidity is not a crime -
So you're free to go!

Keep it up -
I'm re-loading!

Excellent Foxy!
In keeping with the sexual revolution and the men who welcomed it- I offer the following quotes:

Why be a man when you can be a success? -

The male is a domestic animal who, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. -

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. -

A man who has been the indisputable favourite of his mother keeps for life the feeling of a conqueror. -

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person. -

If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around?
Some of them were given choices. -

Most men prefer looks to brains, because most men see better than they think.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

Hey Foxy, I think we have the makings of a new thread!

Dear Suze,

Go for it - great idea!

All this politics stuff is wearing a bit thin!

Same old, same old ...

We need to have some fun!

Maybe we have come back closer to the original question .I am all for the girls thinking - maybe that explains why so many are rejecting the idea of playing open door like the media suggest they should . Maybe your daughter will, like we did , reject her parents advice, and, instead of trying to dodge the heavy traffic in our drug and hype laden streets, decide to wear a burka.
Rebellion is the paradigm of the past, so why not the paradigm of the future? Why wouldn't some young people reject the hypocrisy the frustration, the false fantasy and regrets that are all before them courtesy of our generation of woosy "do what you feel like' advice from all directions .
Maybe young people want to have more lasting fun than the BB are offering them in generation report ads like those ON ABCTV http://abcchurch.blogspot.com
If the selling culture is so much fun, why aren't men and women getting together and having it? Why increasingly is the night out a boys night out - maybe the girls are increasingly thinking and the boys not? Someone do a survey and see please!

Suzie and Foxy,

You know I luv you girls. Sistas and all that.

BUT I can't get with those sort of jokes. I know a lot of
blokes would laugh them off but I still feel it isn't
ok to tell jokes that belittle men, just like I don't like
dumb blonde jokes and the like.

Could we make the jokes less gender based ? Maybe like
this:

Plane Conversation


A stranger was seated next to Little Annie on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Annie and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Annie, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Annie. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Annie, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh1t?"