"Women are either sexually receptive or not - most men these days are capable of spotting the difference"

'Sexually receptive'? That is getting a bit clinical and reminiscent of someone talking about their German Shepherd bitch, but full marks if your senses are so finely attuned. Please don't elaborate, too much information.

Women (and men) like to think that it it not all instinctive and that their brains and choice figure in there somewhere.

CJMorgan:"You may be surprised to learn that there are even occasions when men aren't in the mood for sex when their partners are. What do you think happens then?"

In my experience, lots of pestering and a bit less sleep. What do you think happens then?

Cornflower:"That is getting a bit clinical and reminiscent of someone talking about their German Shepherd bitch, but full marks if your senses are so finely attuned."

Well, we are talking about the Pomeranian here. The little fella can sniff a bitch in heat from miles away. Sadly though, his ambition far exceeds his ability, and he's often a bit confused about which bitch is which, hence the constant danger of a frotted leg when he's about.

Antiwomen: << In my experience, lots of pestering and a bit less sleep >>

So, in your experience, do you consider yourself a "gatekeeper"? What a sad case you are.

Cornflower - Antiwomen seems obsessed by dogs, so I was using language that he might understand.

Pomeranian:"So, in your experience, do you consider yourself a "gatekeeper"? "

Why on Earth would I? To what would I be "keeping the gate"?

Do try to keep up, little fella.

Still there, little fella?

There's another old saying Mum used to love, which seems especially appropriate for you:

"Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool than open it and remove all doubt"

She didn't have much time for lapdogs either. She thought they were a product of defective genetics and far too much inbreeding. I agree.

Antiwomen: << "Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool than open it and remove all doubt" >>

Perhaps you should stop dribbling on about your mother and dogs then - not to mention all those dreadful women who don't measure up to your mother.

You seem to be getting yourself in a bit of a lather again, old chap. Feeling a bit bitter, twisted and lonely this weekend, are we?