For STG:

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Dear StG,

This is for you:

"You can rave and rant, the wise man said,
As he refused to be mislead.
Be polite and obey the rules,
Don't go off topic - it's really not cool.
If you're ever tempted to break the mold,
We'll know you're only proving,
You're not that old!"

And anchovies. Does anyone actually eat them?

Who ever thought it was a good idea to try anchovies. Let's take the smelliest fish you can find, and mix it with all the salt in the ocean.

Mmmmm. Sounds delicious !!

"Anchovies, anchovies you're delicious!"
You're my fave of all the fishes!"

Piper

ROFL - yet again.

St G.

Reality check: Criticism of religion is not a personal attack on you. We still have some measure of free speech, therefore, I shall remind you, that you do not hesitate to critique those who do not share you religious beliefs.

Quid Pro Quo.

Speaking of personal attacks... as this is a 'rant' page:

Foxy

A couple of months ago I was in a accident necessitating ten stitches in my forehead, upon reflection, I realise for about three weeks I was very irritable and given to bouts of anger, during this time I do believe I was rather unfair on your good self. I have already apologised to you, however, with the clear vision of hindsight I am able to deduce that I was not my usual self

Burbs you crazy bugger, I love anchovies - you cannot have a decent pizza without a anchovies.

And pasta sauce that has anchovies added when you saute off the onions, carrots and celery.

Oh and if you just do anchovies, chillies and onions on pasta with the stinky cheese on top - Yum.

I want to know why those gerkin things are still put in hamburgers - does anyone eat them?

But anyway, why the hell aren't malls designed with better access for pedestrian traffic. I have to walk twice as far as a car has to drive just to get in the door safely at my local one. And not one trolley goes straight - is this an Aussie thing, in every other country the shopping trollies do in fact just go in the direction you want, not bloody sideways.

And why can't the damn council do something about whatever idiot it is pouring turps down his drain in the neighbourhood and we have the vent from the surrounding houses in just the right place for all smells to drift in through our bathroom windows.

IT REAKS! Even without the additional turps it smells awful some days - I could do without foriegn pooh particals drifting through the house!

And why are child saftey mats so bloody expensive, of all things couldn't the stupid government subsidize that?

And why can't my neighbours get there butts over here and clean up the leaves from their tree?

And why in hells name can't you go to a shop and buy trampoline pads, you can only get them online and they cost more than the trampoline did. What a rip!

Ah I feel better.[smile]

Dear Fractelle,

We all have our ups and downs and as you
know I'm going through some stuff myself
at the moment.
So, if I have a major hiccup within the next
couple of weeks, I'm apologising ahead of time.

As I've written in the past - you're one of my
favourite posters - and that's not about to change!

Big hug.