wobbles: “God-on-a-stick”

That'd go well with the old Pope-on-a-rope, wouldn't it?

See you lakeside :)

Wobbles,
Whooaa...hold on a minute,"beaten and sodomised on the shores of the lake of fire"? Sounds like the wish of a dominatrix.

Lets not take this out of context here,..Christians were not mentioned in my last post and looks like they were pinpointed for the roles outlined on the topic of dress code.

We have those who worship earthly commodities, for the likes of trees,air,water,fire and those who refrain from eating the flesh of pork, due to the animal being seen as a filthy beast, although prooven to be more cleaner than a cow, but we drink cows milk and eat it's flesh.
The bible was written by man, in a language long dead and probably translated in those days by some half-wit who's worldly knowledge ended at the edge of his village boundary, even before he knew the world was flat, never mind round!

When we say some of us will burn in hell, it's nothing more than a euphamism, conjured in the minds of men, as with heaven, we would all like to go to a better place when we pass-on and "heaven" has a nice ring to it. Lets face it, whether we derived from apes, fish or frog spawn, it makes no difference, after all, we evolved from something smaller than a gnats left testicle and like everything else, we get old and simply die, together with all our worldly knowledge.

"beaten and sodomised on the shores of the lake of fire", where do I sign up?

Guilty, I have been a follower of a Goddess or two, cost a lot but my reward did not have to wait for death.
Not at all interested in that lake however, if I went to hell my punishment would quite probably be trying to unionize Howard's Cabernet.

Oh-oh, Belly just mentioned the government thing again, I think belly had better start unionising the cabinet on the shores on the lake of fire!
I d'no, someone will mention the "burning bush" bit and the next thing we know, the whole damn mountain will be ablaze.

Anyone for marshmallows?

Yes a bit flippant wasn't it SPANKY but a leopard can not change its spots.
Man bought much with him from the caves, including survival instinct, and maybe a sixth sense.
We all , or most of us have had that feeling of not being alone when in fact we know we are.
At a funeral or soon after felt a person we know is dead beside us, maybe our brain protects us in ways we do not understand.
The Christian Bible tells us this can not happen, that the dead are dead till the return.
We however persist in saying he/she is up in heaven looking down at us?
I believe this instinct is real , but no God drives it ,however I understand the need some have to believe.
One day after we learn to read the whole hard drive that is our brain we may understand .
One day we may Begin to find the things that bring men together not divide them.
or is that hard drive indistinctly telling us we must have some to hate?
And you can not trust that mob in the cave next door, they are after our food?