Hi MACLEAN,

Can I say I read Urban Myths a couple of times a week but unfortunately have constant trouble adding comments, so here is my question to you.

Your quote "back to Urban, he is in serious trouble" is this a general comment or do you have other information to share. I must say that NK shows great lack of support for his sobriety when she drinks and parties in front of him ( re Antonio Kidmans birthday ).

Love reading all your contributions on this forum and the urban blog.

Hi wakings... no, thats just my own personal observation. Kidman doesnt strike me as being a person of substance, she's basically a typical superficial, ageing hollywood actress. She'll transform her body to the rail thin norm hollywood calls for, she'll perform any cosmetic procedure to remain young looking, and I have no doubt she'd dump urban if the marriage doesnt help with the success or box office of her movies, because thats basically what shes all about. I dont see her giving that up to adopt children and raising them with urban next year, as he was claiming a few months ago. She's not going to give it all up to live on a farm and raise goats, or did she say a goat? It really doesnt take an "insider" to realize just that, all you have to do is remember what they've claimed in the past, and what they actually do.

Last night on Today Tonight, there was a story on the Simpsons TV series being made into a movie. It also mentioned other successful TV series' transitions to the big screen. The overall biggest flop of all time was claimed to be Bewitched, with Botaxia trying to play the role of suburban witch. It showed the original witch doing her nose thing, then showed Botaxia labouring over an attempt at emulating it. The result was that the original actor's nose twitched naturally like a wary rabbit that was quite appealing, but Botaxia laboured terribly with trying to lug her nose from one side of her face to the other. She couldn't do it and settled for making her mouth move instead, looking like a grimacing gibbon. I suppose the frozen efects of botox may have been a hindrance but nevertheless, the result was pathetic and embarrassing when compared to the original actor's nose magic.What is Botaxia's obsession with noses anyway? Who nose?

Great movie titles! I think they fashioned the Crypt Keeper after her.

Cricket-that is too funny. You are so right about those pictures of her in the pigtails. What EVER gave her the idea she looked good like that? Yep, Keith likes them young but a 40 year old trying to look like a 5 year old is too bizarre even for her.

On a side note-Keith has been doing phone interviews for radio stations in the states and Nicky has been in the background of some of the calls. Clanking plates, doing dishes, eating banana bread--just a normal, happily married couple sitting in the kitchen of their rented mansion.
It made me laugh out loud to think she even could find the kitchen since she doesn't eat and probably can't cook. Doesn't she have chefs and maids to do that work? -oh maybe she's trying to relate to the commoners!

I agree that once Keith outlives his usefulness, NK will move on. I'm sure her PR machine will find lots of reasons why the marriage didn't work, and every one will be Keith's fault. I hope he's strong enough to withstand it.

Note to Wakings... sorry about the trouble on the Urban Myths blog. Your sign-in name is simply your email address that you signed up with. Let me know if you have further problems. Thanks for reading!

Banbotox, what's the bet that the domestic sounds in the kitchen background were supplied by a sound effects man. How would she know how to convincingly create those mundane sounds herself? I can only guess there was breathless giggling inserted here and there too.