Mr O,

Can we agree President Xi cuts a fine figure in his $99 Hong Kong readymade suit. Gets em' knocked up, made to measure, in less than 24 hours. If the tailor don't do a good job, well there's always room for a bit of re-education somewhere in the Gobi Desert. Now that's Chinese efficiency. Did you catch that bloke in Shanghai, made himself a millionaire knocking out the big ride on toys, there were pink ones, and yellow ones, not to mention the green ones, not for kids, for Chinese adults with a bit of cash, WOW!

Paul1405,

Nothing but the best for Xi.

It's all about image, especially when he is on the big screen telling the PLA - who have spent all day marching around the square - to prepare for war.

I can't wait until Xi is crowned Emperor of China and starts walking around in red and yellow silk gowns and starts telling the PLA really unexpected things like "Prepare for war!"

Mr O,

"red and yellow silk gowns" Emperor Xi wants to known if he can pick them up in Hong Kong, made to measure in 24 hours for $99? Can't keep a good despot down, just ask Donald!

p/s Xi hopes the colour wont clash with his eyes, one red, one yellow!

pps That bloke up in North Korea, whose his tailor? Needs the firing squad, no style what so ever! Not to mention his Barber! A good despot always has style, look at The Donald.

Paul1405,

I have a feeling that Foul-Mouth and Foxy have put their heads together and are knitting Xi a pair of red and yellow tiger-style woolen onesies for Xmas.

Some people have all the luck!

At last the truth comes out:

http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/china-claims-coronavirus-may-have-started-in-australia/ar-BB1bGzKd

This is just another reason for putting Mr Opinion's 10 point plan for placating the Chinese into action.

Ni hao! Chop, chop! Get to it!

Ad Man has now been accused of "craven capitulation" for intimating that the plan for using Kyoto credits to meet our Paris climate target will be dropped. He is reminded that the Coalition was re-elected because of the Opposition's ridiculous climate change policies (many saw that election as a referendum on climate change) and that the Paris agreement would remain minimal in accordance with our very low emissions under a Coalition government.

Ad Man is destroying our industrial competitiveness. He is also starting to "flirt" with the Great Reset.

Some wetter types are saying that Ad Man's problems/apparent stupidity are due to poor advice; but he is the PM, and the buck stops with him.