China now blaming Australia for giving THEM the China virus. It came in Australian imported meat, they say! China is fast becoming a laughing stock.

ttbn,

It's time to put Mr Opinion's 10 point plan for placating the Chinese into action.

Especially No.10 where Soot and the boys have to crawl around naked on their hands and knees pleading for forgiveness from Emperor Xi.

China's ban on our coal is going to cost the juvenile idiots $15 billion a year because their new sources, including Canada, charge much more than we do

ttbn,

Don't worry, it'll be alright because Simple Simon Birmingham is going to get a court order to make China comply with spirit of the China-Australia Trade Agreement.

Yes, they don't call him Simple Simon for nothing!

He's simple alright. The WTO will have as much influence over China as that other global organisation did when it told them that they weren't allowed to build islands in the South China Sea.