Sounds a great idea Mr O, there's little else to do in most country towns on a Saturday night. Bowel have their Tulip Festival, Barneyville could have its Bonkfest! The Cow Cocky party of which Bonking Barney is a big cheese are all for these country shows. There could be judged events when it comes to bonking like, "Best Bonk in Show" and the "Biggest Bonk". The ladies auxiliary could get in on the act as well, Bonking Barney doesn't believe bonking should be an all male affair, he likes to get the fairer sex involved in on the act at times. I don't know if you're familiar with Mabel Sawbottom, but Mabel has taken out "Best Female Bonker" for the past 27 years, some say at 93 Mabel is past her best, but not Mabel, she intents to be lying down once again at this years Bonkfest, partnered once again by the ever reliable "Plugger" Sawbottom, and watched by her 34 children.

And for labor and the greens we can make it a family affair.

shadyminister,

That quick wit of yours gives you away.

What you have is a gift from God.

You just pull these witty comments out of thin air.

And here I've been all this time thinking you were nothing more than just an engineer.