//How would you stop a murderer in a school?//

I refer you to my previous answer to this question.

//Release the tiger.

Haven't you been paying attention, Mr. Iceberg lettuce?//

http://forum.onlineopinion.com.au/thread.asp?discussion=8142#253541

Most schools have tigers these days... if Gonski had been fully implemented, there'd probably be a tiger in every school by now. Unfortunately there are still a number of State and Catholic systemic schools in poorer socioeconomic areas who lack not only for tigers, but even basic necessities like 16 ton weights.

I'm in support of a full roll-out to ensure that no school is left behind when it comes to tigers, and that no school in the 21st century, even if they're from beyond the back of Bugarup, is without precariously balanced 16 ton weights in their roof cavities.

Toni,

Paul is a better comedian than you, and he's apauling!

Issy, how do you conceal and carry a bazooka if you're only wearing a jock strap? Gee, even worse for the teacher at the swimming pool in his pair of Tony Abbott designed budgie smugglers. It boggles the mind, the possibilities are endless

Paul,

Is it a Green thing to joke about dead children or is it just you?

Why an American mother just joined the NRA,

"As a mom of kids in elementary school, I became a proud member of the NRA for the first time last week. I did so because the absence of common sense that I’ve witnessed recently is alarming to me as a parent.
We’ve seen deeply misguided hatred and rage directed toward people who want to protect themselves with a gun rather than targeted at the heart of the problem. It’s time for reason and sound judgement to prevail."

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/02/27/nra-just-got-new-member-here-s-why-this-mom-two-joined-group.html

and a bit more from the same source,

"It was first revealed that the FBI received tips and didn’t follow proper protocols. It came to light that police were called to the school shooter’s home 45 times and did nothing, and since 2011 there were at least 30 reports of domestic violence and troublesome behavior against the shooter.

We’ve also learned that a Broward County deputy assigned to the school, and possibly two other deputies, didn’t go into the school while the shooting was going on, and instead waited outside.

Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel was asked by CNN anchor Jake Tapper if he thought the shooting might not happen if his office had done things differently. The sheriff tried to be cute and funny with his answer: “If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, O.J. Simpson would still be in the record books.” There’s no humor in 17 dead kids and adults whose lives could have been saved if people would have done their jobs."

Seems that there are other comedians besides our resident ones.

Dear SteeleRedux,

There's quite a few sites on the web about "How
to talk to a gun nut," here's just two:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martha-rosenberg/how-to-talk-to-a-gun-nut_b_3856291.html

And -

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/4-pro-gun-arguments-were-sick-of-hearing-20151001