They already carry the insurance and I'll turn most doors for $100 a door and even drop to $50 for independent service stations; it's a half hour job if the screws aren't rusted.

Butch,
Why won't you inform Foxy the best cut to use for beef Strog?

Probably too late now anyway, hope her dinner party went well. I would have chosen the Scotch Fillet, as it is always tender. Rump usually has more taste but is more chewy, which foxy wanted to avoid. The recipe has enough other ingredients for taste.

I like small dinner parties, so I trust Foxy enjoyed hers.

I'm going to leave you blokes to it, about the doors, you are both bloody obstinate

issie/quote..<<>.They already carry the insurance and I'll turn most doors for $100 a door and even drop to $50 for independent service stations; it's a half hour job if the screws aren't rusted.>>

clearly your sERIOUS
the best thing to do IS LIKE MY MATE DUN
change the ruLes..you would be amased how much teqnolIGY..SUrrounds smoke detectors/or light bulbs..so all YOU NED DO IS CHANGE THe legisation covering/doors

NOW SWING BOTH WAY SEENS THE GO
AND NO DOORS ON exit/so they will need to be out of sight/so lets mandate at least 90 decree PRIVACY WALL..I THINK WE CAN WITH LILLE EFFORt return to the communal TOILETS OF ROME,,or the drop pit closETS of the illumined ones

but i FIGURE WIth teqnology we can put people on colostomy bags from birth/then we wont need dunnies at all/just BAG CHANGING STATIONS

ANYHOW YOUR JOB/specialisation area/I COULDNT DO IT
KNEELING DOWN ON them filthy foors GRUBBING OUT URINE ENCRUSTED SCREWS
AND ALL THEM holes in the wal with watchERS WATCHING VIA HIDEN WEB CAMS

NO DUNNIES ARE TRICKY
[i know the guy who 'inVented/..the air vent/to suck out the stinK
HE built a moter into a coke bottle..to make his first one..then hOOKED INTO THE..light switch...[why do we neEd light to take a sit?]

but mate if your in the business..do read 'the [outhouse].specialist' COULD BE Updated..BUT WE ARE SO OVER TOIL-LET HUMOUR..PEOPLE WOULD BE Amased .if they only knew just what 'felL'.inTO THE CESS PIT..[FULL OF 'IT']..ROMAN cleaners used to sell it/FOR THE MANY USEFULL SEEDS IN IT

in the \futuRE THEY WAS ANd strain it.irradiate and repackage it as pre cooked 'food'[they LIKELY ALREADy are.]

Dear Is Mise and Banjo,

Thanks for your kind words.

I'm still recovering from an awful bout of
food poisoning. Jeepers creepers - it was worse
than my colonoscopy on Monday. To make a long story short -
hubbie and I went shopping for Mother's Day presents
on Thursday evening - and we ended up having dinner at a
local pub where "Beef and Reef," was on special.
I ordered that dish (hubbie had something else). It was
a large steak with three prawns on top and a sauce on top
of that, plus chips, and a garden salad, with another
sauce on top of that.

When we got home I felt a bit nauseaous - but everything
was allright - then on Friday more nausea - and around
Midday - severe diarrea developed followed by severe
vomiting. Luckily I had taken the day off - because I
wasn't feeling well. I spent most of the day in the toilet.
This went on all day and night - and Saturday I was still
being flushed - although the vomiting had stopped.

I ended up ringing the pub to let them know - and apparently
I wasn't the only one who had been ill. It seems that their
Chef had left earlier - and they had some inexperienced
youngsters doing the cooking. At least that's the excuse I
was given. I rather think that I was given some old food -
that's why it was on "special."

Needless to say - I had to cancel my dinner Party.
Even today, I've still got a few stomach
cramps. We were going to go out to eat for lunch on Mother's Day -
instead I offered them scones and tea.

We won't be going back to that pub anytime soon.

Dear Foxy,
You certainly had a time of it, glad that you're better.

On Pubs: Sydney Uni did a study some years ago on bowls of "Beer Nuts" that some establishments used to provide gratis for all and sundry, as the night and the drinking progressed so did the level of contamination of the nuts, by human urine.

It could be said that the nuts were as pissed as some of the patrons.

Arrrr yes...the human immune system..) thanks to the clean people keeping their children from the environment, the disinfected junkies cant see for the life of them how important it is, in keeping a close association with nature.....( ever seen a sick greenie:).....up to their necks in it...that's why where very hard to kill:)....so thy rich and ignorant one's, keep up the good work...the more you drop off and pass over to the after life (what ever that means), the more room we have climb the ladder of success:)......Now! I wonder who's costing the health system...Makes one think doesn't it:)

Another good example...is the homeless people that share their humble bodies in the name of science....to the street life they live....again! bullet proof IMMUNE SYSTEMS...and god said..(if your into that sort of thing)...the meek shall inherit the earth....and the bible said...once again(rollie eyes)...ashes to ashes dust to dust..sorry to disappoint anyone, but that's where the train stops:)

Good luck

Kat