Gawd, you blokes are boring.....

between the dinner/the handbags..[straps or handles?]
and my durn..lawnmower..neither gave back

i judge practical things..like borrowed mowers,
by if it comes home clean..full of juice/oil etc..as much as..*if it comes home..[or not]..

indont want to hear how..they plan to mow the grass shorter
or longer..or bazillion..not if they plan to trim the edges
..or the ruff..nor how they burn..or dont burn the leaves..as long as its not my mower that fuel's the blaze

anyhow i hear kevie..didnt use the 2 stroke oil
and tony..pulled the cord so hard..its in the shop

what sort of dinner are we talking?
...are we going to talk..or eat....
is the meal on tic/expense account/or on me

despite long being a krudd loyalist..i asked my mind
it said tony..though heart says krudd..

come to think on it..
im not hungry now

where is my strap on man bag?
sorry my sporran

hangon..is that a knock at my door

honey..where is the whippet/sniper

snip..snip
gotta zip..[so i close it]

Bazz,

'Ugly' ? I don't think so, not that it matters really. Mind you, if I was a sheila, I wouldn't mind him getting his leg over.

But after the celebratory cigarette, I suppose I would be asking, what are the policy differences ?

For example, this latest idea of buying up all the boats. Of a sea-faring and fishing nation ? A million boats ? Heath Robinson would be so proud.

So somebody PLEASE tell me what's wrong with the idea of flying 'boat-people' back to the country they have boated from, no punishments, no repercussions, helping them to fill out all the proper forms and get in the queue (yes, Sarah, there's is a queue: 46,000,000 refugees and displaced persons ? How many how found out about Australia, and put their names down ? How long will those 'out-of-sight' refugees have to wait ?).

They could fly back by Garuda, boosting Indonesia's economy. Win-win !

So somebody please tell me what's wrong with that idea, or else give Poirot the lump of wood and I'll gladly go around the back of the shed. Win-win ! I'm sure Poirot would think so.

Joe

Poirot>>Well hah-di-hah-hah...<<

Thank you P, is that Lippy the Lions offsider.…?

>>It' a bit rich for you to over-egg Suse's comment, when the leader of the alternative government, whom you probably support, comments along those lines. <<

I’m not defending Abbott or "over egging" Suse; I’m simply reminding her that she has her bench mark set at “superficial.”

Who to vote for? - that is the question - with
the election coming up.

I guess it all depends on
which party one supports - which specific programs
make more sense, which policies are fully outlined in
policy documents and costed, prior to the election,
so that we as voters can see clearly the differences
between the parties. Most voters are oriented towards
policies not personalities. There's quite a lot to
think about before we decide which way to vote.

Make the votes count -
for the good of the nation.

Loudmouth asked about flying them back.
As I suggested previously, we do this everyday for other ilegals.