I‘ve just bought a newspaper and a small packet of Higgs bosons at the corner store. They are still a bit expensive at just over 10 bn Euros each but the price should come down quite quickly.

I’m using some of mine to convert my car to eliminate fossil fuel and to make it levitate. The Proton/Higgs power cell should cover my fuel for about 100,000 years and the phase transition graviton unit can transport me all over the world without wings.

The Series II Higgs power generator in the back yard seems to be producing enough electricity for the immediate neighborhood of the Pacific Rim countries.

So what do fellow OLOers plan to do with their Higgs bosons

Spiondoc, mine is going straight onto the mantle, right next to the other ones.

I'm donating mine to the local Catholic priest - to help him with mass.

I'm taking mine to the Planetarium -
a new star may be born.

I've had a change of heart.
I'm going to give mine to the PM instead.
No use asking her "What's the matter?"
She looks like she's got the weight of
the world on her shoulders.

Do you realise that Higgsteria abounds?
Identified as the cause of global obesity.