You would have won if you just made yourself erect. That would've showed her.

CJ,

Poor swedish woman?

A: What kind of door to door salesman posts links on opinion sites. It's probably a scam to get donations.
B: The chance to rain on a parade of sympathetic love-in was irresistible
c: I was trying to get pynchme to bite as she ran away from an argument I was winning on another thread.
D: Trying generally to create more outrage as it's been pretty boring lately without anti.

'I piss in the trough like anybody else'
You sound like Malcolm Turnbull talking about his upbringing in a flat.

I cant believe Mr Darcy would ever be found at the pub. The theatre or a nice wine bar perhaps, but at the pub? You're as common as antiseptic! Being so concerned about toilet Hygiene I cant believe you'd ever frequent a pub toilet.

StG,

I believe there is etiquette among women never to even do No2 in the work toilet. Also I was on a 3 day trek and 2 of the girls said they just didn't do a No2 for the whole 3 days as there were no toilets. Weird. I didn't know how that could be possible.

I believe I've heard much more unsociable things going on in the stall next door.
Must be romantic with the smell of my poo in the air!

Goodonya! cornflower, good to know us unionists are said to think alike.
No have not got a clue what you are on about but I tip low paid workers every time.
having read others views it is true us blokes are the reason some women are rude we do get our urges mixed up some times.
But one princess in my life has it under control she is a ,well female dogs get called that.
it took years of being nasty and unlovable, she has it down to pat.
Guess some times I get close to that too we all do.
but the toilet seat stays up here.
And food lanes in my super market are not camping grounds while my trolley has wheels.

Belly,

Unions are opposed to tipping because it means that employers can get away with paying lesser wages on the expectation that workers will be able to cadge tips from customers for 'superior' service.

Rather than improve service, tipping leads to all sorts of scams, two examples of which could be: manipulating customers to pay tips; and employers taking part of tips for the 'right' of taking tips while in their employment.

Unions are about a fair days pay for a fair days work, nothing more and nothing less.

Belly - looks like you've got another "princess" in your life, old son ;)

Certainly a different subject here Belly, that has brought a smile to my face :)
As it happens, neither myself nor my husband change the toilet seat position after a pee! It is left as we used it...and we have never argued about that.

Closing the lid after using the toilet makes no difference to hygiene by the way. Any rogue bugs have already been flung into the surrounding air with each splash while in the act of using the toilet.

Houellebecq, " You would have won if you just made yourself erect. That would've showed her."
Correct me if I am wrong, but I was always told men can't actually pee while in the very 'excited' state?

Yes appears so C J Morgan.
On starting this thread, others too, I found it hard to give two descriptions.
Surely we all do?
After general discussion what?
I Picked satire,well it would happen cornflower trotted out and made it come true.
Sorry if I got it wrong you are a female are you not,can it be you are one of those wandering about the ALP conference floor with that tattoo of a woman with warfy like arms?
If so excuse me while I think for myself.
Union haters,and those like me who love them please consider.
Unions formed in the days workers had been near property of the boss, in England, some even got deported for starting a union.
Fights from brave men and women, women are to back bone of my movement, bought todays lifestyle to us all.
In my lifetime working hours had been 44 some had to work Saturday mornings.
As The light on the hill are no longer Kerosene, as kids no longer go to school hungry.
As unionism is no longer compulsory, unions exist on the fees of about 20% of the workforce.
Via the ACTU and its annual minimum wage case some 18% low income earners get wage increases, for the most part they are not union members