WTF?

Divorce Doctor,

I'll have 2 grams of that stuff! Lesbians huh? Maybe the communists are in on it too?

Disclaimer: Though Divorce Doctor quoted me, I don't agree with whatever it is he is trying to say, which seems to be inspired by some really good drugs, which kinda makes me jealous.

I am glad some people are enjoying this and its started a reasonable discussion. Here are the remainder of the resons!

8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.

7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.

5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.

TRUTHNOW78: << We Christians don't care if you're gay - we just don't want our kids taught that it's OK to be gay (just like atheists don't want their kids to be taught it's ok to be Christian). So, go ahead and advance gay rights, but just do it in a way that doesn't impact on the lives of us >>

I'm an atheist and I have no problems with kids being taught that it's OK to be Christian (or any other religion for that matter). What I do have problems with is kids being taught that it's only OK to be Christian and everybody else will burn in Hell.

That's a form of child abuse, in my opinion.

D.Funkt: << 1. METEORS and VOLCANOES >>

Too funny - but you forgot TSUNAMIS and BUSHFIRES!

It is a human rights abuse to promote a lifestyle that often leads to premature death through disease and is obviously unnatural. Keep your perversion to yourselves and stop shoving it in our faces. No amount of sarcasm can make something so disgusting right.

OK Hullio, you appear to not have any attention span so I will try to explain, BUT first as Shelley Roberts says "it is paramount, repeat urgent, repeat critical, repeat absolutely necessary" that you read ALL of her article [and then shave off your mustache].

Critical words are here

"For years, in order to accommodate the necessary acceptable world wide imagery for lesbians, we all, okay, many of us, had internalized, **not the homophobic message**, but the asexual one. With profound unison cries of "We're not just about our sexuality!" we went forth and **befriended**."

There is nothing dumber, as Roberts says, than going around telling sane mature men that they are actually "gay", but just afraid to come out of some closet. So the second part of nasty Govt joke was to invent the word Homophobic, ie the H Word.

This is the equivalent of the "It smacks of Barbara Stanwick-after-your-wife" comment by Roberts.

So take a cold shower and consider exactly what she meant by

"David was heading toward me one morning, when I realized something was different. Not wanting to make that stupid mistake when confronted with this physiognomous anomaly (which should cover your word-a-day exercises for this afternoon, Girls and Boys) of saying, "New haircut?" when someone just had a nose job, I studied his face.

Mustache! You shaved your mustache!" Yep. When I was eighteen, I looked in the mirror at my baby face, and said, `A mustache would make me look older.' This morning, as I was looking in the mirror again, and **I realized it was working too well**!"

Now this is related to lesbian sex, kiddies. Be patient."

So yes, read her article say 16 times [as needed] and I will explain just why the G & H words are simply "gay" [but the gay with DOWNward inflection]

in fact here is next exercise http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay but don't get ahead of yourself as there is a lot of cerebral baggage you will need to shed before all this will sink in

StG, <" If being gay is being true to yourself then more power to ya.
Anyone who cast generalisations and judgements on others are hypocrites, suzeonline."

Yeah right StG, with all the Holier-than-thou posts you have posted on these pages, and then to say you are ok with gay marriage, well you must have read a different bible to all the other Christians!
Runner will be able to help you with that!
Who is the real hypocrite here?

TruthNow78 <"We Christians don't care if you're gay - we just don't want our kids taught that it's OK to be gay."

Ok? Children cannot be 'taught to be gay'. No amount of teaching will convince anyone who is heterosexual to be homosexual, that's for sure!
There are many children brought up as Christians who are also Gay.
Can you explain that?