Houellebecq: << Oh, I get it. TheMissus married a gay guy. >>

That would indeed explain it - just as Richie's fundamentalist Christianity explains his homophobia.

But what do you reckon's behind Divorce Doctor's deranged homophobic rants?

TheMissus,

Do you think it's possible, now I'm just thinking aloud here, that people could well be confused about their sexuality, and given a lot of the society's attitudes to homosexuality (Richie 10 for example), that when they meet a person they get on well with, who is the 'right' gender, they may even end up marrying that someone, who they really do care about, and try to love in a romantic way, rather than be a 'filthy' homosexual?

I think if you really talked to your ex hubby, you would find that he didn't deliberately deceive you as a vicious act of putting his life on hold and pretending he is something he isn't just to get at you.

Also, what do you think of the women who end up realising they are lesbian after marrying a guy. Do you hold the same contempt for them?

CJ,

'But what do you reckon's behind Divorce Doctor's deranged homophobic rants?'

They're all perfectly logical. Just not the kind of logic you normally see. I find if you toss up AIDS, Oil, Gay, Lesbian, Anthrax in the air, you often come up with a compelling theory. I'm just not emotionally or intellectually ready to comprehend it all. Maybe in time.

He's a doctor of something that's for sure.

Divorce Doctor,

You really are intriguing me. I feel like I have been walking around blind all these years.

What did you mean by 'gays will simply be thrown overboard and revert to normal homosexuals'?

What is the difference between gays and normal homosexuals?

Foxy,

I'm actually Bootylicious. You should see the wiggle in my walk. Gay guys sometimes hit on me, it's really flattering. I'd love to be a chick and be hit on all the time.

'I had some of my biggest teenage crushes
on guys who were gay - and I didn't care,
simply because I thought they were fabulous!'

Really you were after the unattainable guy, because you feared the possibility of a relationship that could lead to genuine physical intimacy. A bit like TheMissus perhaps.

No funny enough I married a refugee lol.

I do not care if a man frolicks in a frock. I do not care if he wants to wear the moniker wife. I would not even care if he skipped down Main Street naked save a pink feather boa. Devils Advocate if you wish.

However I am VERY offended that the chronic OFFENDED, usually white rich men get their jocks in a twist at anything and everything EXCEPT women causes. The Political Correct Religion of Morality and Penance has me scratching my head,

Can I say coloured person? No, No...but person of colour is fine.

Can I call pots and kettles black? Well we would prefer inky or charcoal.

What is the proper word..Aborgine or aboriginal: Well it can be offensive if you do use the wrong tense, capitalisation and you need to be careful..just need to try and find that rule book here somewhere..buried deep somewhere. Get back to you....

What about men wearing make up to look like a women and be a bit tarty and floozy - Fine.

What about wearing make-up to look like the Jacksons - INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.

If women get raped because they are white is that a race hate crime - No it is only racist to suggest it might be.

Is it ok for Orphan Races - No No No.

Is is ok for NAKED women races - YES YES YES.

So under these anal rules then marriage and wife along with drag queens would be very offensive, so along with the dwarfs, many black people and women we are so not offended at what upsets the white man so much but as a women I am offended we are not on the list as a special species.

Thanks for posting this ;) All these reasons show why gay marriage should be made legal. I am not gay but have no problem at all with gay people, I think it's everyone's right to choose the partner he wants and go into a legal relationship. If gay marraige was legalized, the annoying discussion about it would finally stop - a very good reason ;)

Dear Houellie,

Your version says - "Bootyliscious",
Yet the reality probably screams - "Big Arsed."
Which would explain why only a few
gays sometimes hit on you...

As for the wiggle - well you obviously
know how to dress strategically and of
course you understand the immense importance
of good lighting.

As for my being after an unattainable guy -
because of some fear of intimacy. No,
Sweet Cheeks - I already had someone for intimacy.
I simply wanted friends who knew how to make
an entrance. Who always had an opinion.
And 98 other reasons - look up the website
I gave in one of my earlier posts (100
Reasons to be Gay).

Damn those gays! I never have forgiven Noah for taking two gay unicorns on board with him.