LOL Sigmund - don't be too hard on poor old Noah though. One of the unicorns was in drag and was so gorgeous the poor chap didn't notice.

"Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil! They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God." - The Dead Milkmen, "Stuart"

Foxy I wish I had a bigger ass. I just love that word Bootyliscious! It's so crass and juvenile and American. But sadly I have the ass of a 12 year old boy. It does wiggle though, so I think I can qualify. Maybe I should get some padded undies like women get padded bras.

'Which would explain why only a few
gays sometimes hit on you... '

Oh they love me Foxy. I only have a few gay friends and rarely do I go to their bars because other mates we are with just wont do it. I figure they have to go to straight bars, so it wouldn't hurt to go somewhere they like sometimes. But every time I do go I get quite a lot of attention. Lucky they are big guys and know lots of people and shoo off a lot of the attention I get.

It's a bit uncomfortable at times but I think it's good to put yourself in that position to appreciate what it's like for them not being able to feel comfortable being who they are. Also it makes me envy women and how they get to be desired all the time. It's such an ego kick. Men just don't get to be ogled and whistled at in the same way women do. Although I once had a quite drink with a mate interrupted by a bunch of older women and they were having a hens night and they weren't backwards in coming forward. Older women have more confidence I suppose. The 15 year age difference didn't stop them harassing us all night. I was sexually assaulted more than once! (pinched on the bum)

Dear Houellie,

I'm impressed!

Not only have you added spice to your life -
it seems that sometimes you've added side
dishes.