“I think that we should get rid of the bikini & the budgie smugglers all together. We should just go swimming in the Alltogether.”

Yes Jayb! Nude beaches should be the norm. Non-nudist beaches could be here and there, with copious signs so that no one accidentally does the natural thing of taking all their clothes off go for a swim or a lie in the sun!

But noooo, we couldn’t have that. We’ve got to maintain the charade of covering our ‘naughty’ bits…….even though there is nothing naughty about them. How stupid it all is!

“Everybody knows what the human body looks like nowadays. Once the initial shock was over, nudity would become the norm. Just think, no more perverts. It would all become just so ho hum. ;-)”

No more perverts eh? Interesting point. Well I certainly can’t see that problems with perverts would be any worse if it was all out there in the open.

“Here budgie, budgie, budgie...”

Ooow Foxy, you really are foxxxy!

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You’ve set the budgie a tingling

What’s a bloke to do?

Go take a cold shower

Before it turns into a cock a too!

Ah Ludwig, sounds to me like those Qld goils just can't help
themselves having impure thoughts, when they see you parading up
and down the beach in your budgie smugglers, so they need
legal protection from their own natural instincts :)

Dear Yabster,

Can't speak for everybody - but us young ones
tend to 'go with flow!'

Dear Ludwig,

Ever swam in the nude?

It feels like velvet ...

"A bather whose clothing was strewed,
By winds that left her quite nude,
Saw a bloke come along,
And unless I am wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd!"
(This one I got off the web).

Yes Yabby. I can understand why chicks have impure thoughts when they see me in my cockatoo…er..budgie smugglers!!

I’m just soooo sexy!
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Oh well…at least I can fantasise! (:<(

“Dear Ludwig,

Ever swam in the nude?”

Indeed I have Foxy, on this very day, on wonderful Magnetic Island.

Got a sunburnt whooziewhatsit this time, dammit! ( ;~ o