Oh well! If that's going to happen then we'll just have to ban any woman from wearing a cossy if she is under 5'2" & weighs over 57 kilos. or over 5'3" & weighs over 63 kilos.

Fairs fair now.

Weenie roasters are outlawed? The catastrophe of it all!
On the bright side without them being clearly on display can we look forward to hope for the weenies having a chance at the babes?
Maybe the population numbers will fall?
Lawyers will go broke not having false advertising claims to feed their BMWs.

And to think of all the electrons that will die in the name of the right to show a penis or pretend ones!

Perhaps you should go to PNG and bulk buy penis gourds, some of them are a meter long. But their stone age people.

Ludwig haven't you heard of Skin cancer, AGW increased ultra violet 'B'
Have you seen some of the 70s sun babes today with scars,skin like bad fitting leather, sun spots and blemishes and isn't Qld the skin cancer state. And who pays for the ops?
Yup we all have the right to burden the health system.
Oh yes of course stone aged attitude men particularly middle aged fat ones have the right to thrust their limited resources in everyone's faces (that's why the devil created nude beaches). How appealing.

What next?

Compulsory Burkinis?

Shadow minister, sorry but they are banned as well.
It's the standard uniform of board shorts (without a coloured trim around the hem thanks) and rash shirt on top or stay home.

One the approved colours and patterns are published I'll let you know.

R0bert

Of course budgie smugglers should be banned if the merest outline and movement of a penis is enough to drive women wild with desire. It is meat left out uncovered isn't it, to be devoured by cats (no familiar terms please). No wonder so many women are caused to avert their eyes and shield their children from such sights. It is completely understandable if easily inflamed women should call for a voluminous tent in the shape of large boardies to conceal men's charms.

Fortunately the same water park has also considered the effect of men's body hair on women and is proposing body waxes for men as a solution. No limitation - chin to toe and even Tasmania will be de-forested.

Men should revolt against this assault upon their rights and being treated as sex objects. It is time to bring the Black Russian codpiece into mass production. Maybe it could have a little slit at the end too with a mesh like a burqa, so the wee little thing can still have a look around.

A new dark age of wowerism is almost upon us.

Cornflower:”Of course budgie smugglers should be banned if the merest outline and movement of a penis is enough to drive women wild with desire.”

I just seem to be agreeing with you all over the place tonight Corny.

And hubby just got a good laugh out of the fact that when looking at the title of the thread I was wondering who was exporting native birds and what the story was. I asked him if there had been something on the news about budgies being smuggled and he gave me one of those looks. Hope he damn well enjoys his celibate weekend.

But anyhoo… Did you see the poor Muslim women in “cover everything bathers” were kicked out of a public pool on that ACA show tonight? Wow.