Aaaaaa hahhahaha Funny stuff Jewely!

Burkini banned! It is all over the news this evening.

It is interesting to note that at the same pool in France where this happened, and presumably at all French public pools, ‘men must wear brief trunks rather than shorts, which are said to be more likely to harbour bacteria’: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6793574.ece

Well…at least the French aren’t prudes!

So um, Mrs Piper, do women really get turned on by men in speedos…if they are reasonably physically fit and good looking …compared to the same men in boardshorts or other daggy attire?

Oh,the world of non-ordinary sexuality where men become something more than mere mortals with foibles so bare.Sluggos or budgey smugglers will never outshine the pure beauty of the female form in a bikini.So guys,let the women do it better and put on the board shorts.

Ludwig:”So um, Mrs Piper, do women really get turned on by men in speedos…if they are reasonably physically fit and good looking …compared to the same men in boardshorts or other daggy attire?”

Females in general will glance, do a mental cringe along with a silent “eewww” and then some instinctive self protection will take over so that we don’t accidentally look in that direction again. We just don’t enjoy THAT MUCH information.

Hey at a basic biological level don't men do a hip to waist ratio check? But is there a equivalent for women?

PP
I think the test is more along the lines of does she have one and how do I get access to it.

The right hip waste ratio is only applied by the 'ego' over burdened.
Most males that look that hard have difficulty concentration on such numerological esoterica as you describe let alone two concepts at once.

:-)

Years ago I was chatted by a top model of the time she was delicious...until she spoke. Imagination is far more tantalizing/seductive I find.

I think that we should get rid of the bikini & the budgie smugglers all together. We should just go swimming in the Alltogether.

The only objection I could see would come from the religious fundamentalists & those who think they are "the beautiful people."

Everybody knows what the human body looks like nowadays. Once the initial shock was over, nudity would become the norm. Just think, no more perverts. It would all become just so ho hum. ;-)

Cornflower and Pied have said it all.

"uncovered meat" - I am still laughing at that one.