"Of course budgie smugglers should be banned if the merest outline and movement of a penis is enough to drive women wild with desire."

I guess that'd mean the end of Shirvo's athletics career too. [joke]

And the Church should commission a sculptor to chisel out a pair of wrinkled boardies to put over David's you-know-whats. [joke]

Dear Ludwig,

"...If a bloke's got a rigid digit,
what is he to do?
Stick it in some board shorts,
Simply out of view.

But if he's wearing smugglers,
Gawd, that's going to be 'iffy,'
'Cause there's no where there
That he can hide a very erect - 'stiffy!'

Exam:”Years ago I was chatted by a top model of the time she was delicious...until she spoke. Imagination is far more tantalizing/seductive I find.”
You lucky bugger. Was she like from Liverpool or something?
“The right hip waste ratio is only applied by the 'ego' over burdened.”

Good one. If I had to pick a part I like, it has to be forearms in males. And lucky me, they’re almost always on display.

Foxy.[giggle] On your way out tonight? I have teens gathering here. The 17 – 19 year olds, I feel an evening regularly yelling at everyone to shuddup is inevitable at this point. And they are all so damn good looking, there must be much better fashion, pimple cream and products available to youth these days.

PP
Nah she had one topic...her we spent our first date looking at proofs of her over dinner. She seemed to considered that foreplay .
The female equivalent of Tom Cruise hot (so I'm told) but we all have advanced 'alieness?' depending on how much we donate to Scientology? come on girls that has to be a turnoff.
I always seethe bump and grind as just part of sex. The sexiest organ we all possess is unseen...what's inside the head.
Otherwise uggs like me would never get laid... hmmm perhaps that explains a lot.

;-)

Ludwig
What I don't understand how a conservationist like you tolerates budgie smuggling? Have we really got that many prime specimens of budgies that we can afford to smuggle them? and to where? Asia? I'm told they'll eat just about anything they can cook eyyww?

Ok... the corner for me.....:-(

Dear Piper,

I'm staying in tonight. I don't dare go anywhere.
I had too much red wine (giggle).
I'd better not post anymore -'cause I may lose all
my inhibitions - then regret it later.

Enjoy your night.

Cheers.

Here budgie, budgie, budgie...

Exam:”Nah she had one topic...her we spent our first date looking at proofs of her over dinner. She seemed to considered that foreplay .”
If she was like that then you are a big fat liar, she would never have gone for an ugg.

“The female equivalent of Tom Cruise hot (so I'm told) but we all have advanced 'alieness?' depending on how much we donate to Scientology? come on girls that has to be a turnoff.“

I never liked Tom, thought he looked like a wombat. As a young girl I wanted to marry Yule Brenner. In the “look at only” department my Son likes Jessica Alba (says before she was pregnant though), Hubby says Halle Berry. Daughter says Tom Welling – Yuck, he’s so boring looking or Vin Diesel… yeah I agree on that one.

“I always see the bump and grind as just part of sex. The sexiest organ we all possess is unseen...what's inside the head.”

Absolutely, it’s well documented that the more you love someone the better looking they become to you anyway. Like all the ugly babies I get and about a week later I think they’re beautiful.

Hey Foxy, it’s a countdown for bedtime for littlies here and then all my yelling at the teens will begin, they cooked a feed on the barbee, sung some awful song to me and now I am listening to much giggling and a base beat in the background.

I had a docs allegation against me a few months ago where it was claimed I was drunk online. How nuts is that?