Foxy "Dear Col,

May I humbly suggest that you read the
following website:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_gender

It's quite an interesting article and
really broadens one's perspective if
one keeps an open mind."

Actually, Foxy, I am about to declare a forth gender, those with two backsides ... which is an anatomical prerequiste for the proponents of the third gender, who are full of "tish".

With their unique anatonical construct, it is unreasonable for them to share the facilities designed for the exclusive benefit of the mono-anal.

Thus special facilities need to be urgently constructed with priority over the nubulous expectations of the third gender.

Col I figure you are the most people loving, joy spreading person in creation. You will help a neighbor a stranger and only have smiles for everyone.

This is just the only outlet you have for an itty bitty nasty streak you have.

I thank the gods that be for this chance you have to occasionally have an odd little cluck at other messages to take the load off your do-gooding shoulders.

I am happy to help assist you in carrying on distributing hugs and happy thoughts to all humans everywhere.

Ah Pied Piper “This is just the only outlet you have for an itty bitty nasty streak you have."

I see nothing reflective of an “itty bitty nasty streak” in promoting the needs of the fourth gender, their circumstances must be far more pressing and urgent than the third gender.

However, if you want to take a swipe at me, I suggest you lift your game from “green novice” and say what you really think, giving me something to bite on with relish, instead of just “wannabe platitudes”.

Regarding “outlets”, I choose where I “outlet”, free of fear and indifferent to retribution (lets face it you freely "evacuate" here, so why should I not).

In fact, you should really thank me for "outletting" here and so providing you with an opportunity to improve your reading skills.

"In fact, you should really thank me for "outletting" here and so providing you with an opportunity to improve your reading skills."

Thank you Col.

Toilet's unisex transformation to end gay beat hotspot
Article from: Daily Telegraph
By Vikki Campion
July 06, 2009 12:00am

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25737500-5006009,00.html

Just a few thousand more to go aye.

Piper, you should cut poor old Col a bit of slack. His "fourth gender" is really a plea to accommodate people like himself who have two arses - one for the usual purposes and the other through which he talks.