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I hate that!

“see that we have post limits[im using my last one to post this]
read the box when you post”

What box? Does it say in it how many you have left – [blush] I will go look myself.
Your sacrifice is most appreciated.

“this general topic allows 10 posts in 24 hours
[max of 4 per topic]in 24 hours”

You would not believe how hard it is for me to get my head around this or even work it out. (yes thanks Col I know you’d believe it). Does it go from like 9am until 9am the next morning? I post then get told to wait an hour then post then wait and on it goes. Oh no… this morning I had to wait three hours then post one then wait another hour.

“the articles section allows 5 in 24 hours
with a max of 2 per topic[in 24 hours]”

I am too scared to go near the articles and only read that conversation that Fractelle posted and it scared me right off. Her too by the look of it.

“i can do the spock thing
but also mastered the nanu nanu thing
shazbutt, there goes a wasted post”

That was not wasted, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Freaked me out and I don’t believe you for a second but did make me smile once I recovered a bit. I had a flat mate once who sat for days trying to flick a cigarette in to his mouth so it landed filter in from waist height.

I mean, gawd what a waste of time I thought. But years later this still impressed people no end, this casual remove from packet and flick up in to his mouth.

Actually he died two years ago of bladder cancer but I will remember his trick forever. Probably put down as a smoking statistic somewhere.

your heading upwards..[i wont say at or near your peak,..cause i think we have rebutted the con-cept],..and clearly are at the plateau[sorry..about the spelling..[you wouldnt know it..but..im at my peak re/spelling..lol]..i now at least know..i spelled it wrong..[yet cant nail-down where]

oh dear..too many ups and downs in that first paragraph..[so will do as i usually do..hurry it up a bit to get the posting thing over with[in a hurry]..then quickly post it..and hope i never have to read it again

anyhow with the error,i learned a few tricks..[so wont bother posting them at the special topic,..but will try to recall them here

first off/the issue comes from updates..[so grayham could simply reset the settings back to[pre]the faulty update,..that planted the error mess-age

other than that i find that posting via the revision/buton halves the error rate..[also holding the post/butten down with a sudden release gets the job done..[occasionally]..there are a few other teqniques but they involve some karma-sutra moves..[im not sure we can dis-cuss in an open for-em]

anyhow regarding the question of timming..[it goes purely by the time period]..of 24 hours..[much along the line of..once a king allways a king..but 5 times a night is too much],..i hear you say oh but a night isnt 24 hours..[but i got no reponse to that one]

it was interesting reading your break-down[annalysis]of the posters[im sorry i cant'write'more clear..[clearly]..i didnt realise so many posters wernt male..[names have allways con-fused me]

anyhow it has been fun having this social intercourse with you all..[but now im done]

god i need a fag..[oops]..sorry i meant smoke]
trouble is i never know where to put out my butt/end

why is english so sticky[tricky]
time please gentlemen

you brought out the joker in me
its time to but him back in the box
sorry if the jokes went beyond their peak

hope you didnt laugh out loud..[why is hubby looking at you...lol
its great to see a couple that web-surf in the same room

[even if your heads may be on the other side of the globe,..your hearts clearly share the same space]

“your heading upwards..[i wont say at or near your peak,..cause i think we have rebutted the con-cept],..and clearly are at the plateau[sorry..about the spelling..[you wouldn’t know it..but..I’m at my peak re/spelling..lol]..i now at least know..i spelled it wrong..[yet cant nail-down where]”

Oh I can’t spell. On this forum I type things in to Word first, less embarrassing. You don’t have to spell good, it is overlooked when what you are actually saying is more important. Like answering my questions.[smile] .

“other than that i find that posting via the revision/buton halves the error rate..[also holding the post/butten down with a sudden release gets the job done..[occasionally]..there are a few other teqniques but they involve some karma-sutra moves..[im not sure we can dis-cuss in an open for-em]”

I will try that, the revision button not the karma-sutra stuff. Can you imagine discussing it? No illustrations? Now that would take someone who has an amazing grasp of literature. Or maybe your average Mills and Boon author.

“anyhow regarding the question of timming..[it goes purely by the time period]..of 24 hours..[much along the line of..once a king allways a king..but 5 times a night is too much],..i hear you say oh but a night isnt 24 hours..[but i got no reponse to that one]”
Okay. Nah what? Oh [snigger].

“it was interesting reading your break-down[annalysis]of the posters[im sorry i cant'write'more clear..[clearly]..i didnt realise so many posters wernt male..[names have allways con-fused me]”

Oh you can spot a female user a mile away; they are reasonable, intelligent, not as patronizing and less condescending. They will take no rubbish and be supportive of other users if they are treated unfairly [smile]

“you brought out the joker in me its time to but him back in the box sorry if the jokes went beyond their peak”

OUG you are a saucy flirt, who knew.