Another line item in the Urban merger...Keith's house is for sale.
Not "their" house as so many have reported but HIS house. And I'm sure that makes her very happy-getting rid of his stuff.
Guess she doesn't feel earthed there. Maybe she can't have goats in that neighborhood?

Well, that was the initial story, banbotox, but just as imahick pointed out over at Urban Myths, Urban is in contention for a award at the CMA's. He wouldn't want the country voters to believe he's bailing on Nashville, so just a few days later another story was leaked, no doubt, that they are NOT, repeat, NOT moving out of Nashville, but in fact have bought land "just outside" of Nashville and are going to build a "ranch" to live on and give up the big lights of hollywood and raising that goat... i mean child in a country setting. The PR wheels keep spinning...

It wasn't very smart of Keith to announce The Sea Hag was going to be with him on tour in November.I know a lot of people who would have gone to see him in Chicago and Nashville but have now decided not to bother since The Killjoy will be along to spoil the show. I was looking forward to going too,but have decided to not waste the money or the time to drive 5 hours to see a sub standard show.I saw him in June when The Hag was luckily still in Australia working on The Epic Flop,so he was great seemed pretty much back to normal before he had the misfortune to come across her radar.If he wants to sell out any shows he better make an announcment that due to film commitments the witch won't be able to travel with him after all.

I wouldn't be surprised, Cricket, what with news that she may be busy with shooting overtime with this aussie film, by the time Nov. comes around, she'll be too busy with the next film to go babysit urban on tour. Urban will realize what comes first for her, and that's her career. But then again I believe she was just going to put in a few appearences anyways, just to have a few pics and stories to spread around. Do you honestly think she will ride around through a couple of states on a bus? Is she going to rub shoulders with roadies and band members? If anything, she'd probably just assume have wheels put on one of her movie trailers... you know, all ten thousand feet or so... and just meet him at every gig, with her press agent, her accountant, make-up artists, assistants, lawyers....

Well, at last, a totally cohesive, lucid and completely common-sense article of the absolutely and undeniably obvious!...


Down under and out

If only ... Nicole Kidman would retire. John Patterson breaks the news to the Australian diva that she's no longer a commercial proposition...

http://film.guardian.co.uk/patterson/story/0,,2183626,00.html

...She's obviously struck out again with Margot... Compass is a mere "fantasy" indulgence which will help her out about as much as Happy Feet did... she's as irrelevent to it success or failure as the recording mikes... Australia will be about as interesting to the US market today as much as Crocodile Dundee or Yahoo Serious no longer are. But not as ridiculous as her couple of recent US appearences have her looking... padded bra and "masking tape attempted cleavage"...

Thanks for that article, Maclen. She really is hideous, isn't she?

Here's a link to pics from the Film Festival in New York yesterday...

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/10/05/nicole-kidman-margot-at-the-wedding-screening/#more-21287

http://www.hotcelebshome.com/nicole-kidman-new-line-cinema-40th-anniversary-gala-in-new-york/

Looks like her "broken ribs" aren't quite healed properly, eh?