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So according to the aussie Melbourne Herald Sun, kidman plans to steal urban's thunder by actually walking the red carpet, his red carpet, at the ARIA awards, after not ever allowing him onto hers. Smells of desperation, she needs all the photo ops she can get, what with movie flop after movie flop... I wonder if she'll be packing all that weight shes gained recently, you know to explain the breast implants? Also will her breasts be even this time, or will she have another malfunction? And what about those fishy lips... will they be trouty pouty... or will they just be red herrings? I wonder what wig she'll wear this time, a brand spanking new one or a moldy oldy? "Enquiring" minds want to know..

Did you know the North American Grey Owel is not a nocturnal bird, but
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Thank you Tony for the update analysis of Nicole Kidman, although it is common knowledge that her natural plumage is grey.
Yes, she DOES have "a rather large beak" but as you say, she needs this for "picking vermin". (Which she utilises as her PR staff.)
Were you aware that the trout you mention have now reached their destination and are currently enjoying their new incarnation as her lips?

My this thread goes to a different level of entertaiment when it is hit with TNT. Just love a good chuckle.

Nice responses Maclean and Morgan!

Maclean..............please do stay on the Zoloft. Thankyou.