Singer, I have decided to spend a few minutes trying to help you. Look, you don’t even have to thank me although should you decide to send a bottle of Grange via Graham, well, I can’t stop you!

Now, what’s missing from your weekly missives is humor. Not once have I smiled when reading your predictable outbursts let alone laughed. I have however cried on a few occasions. Singer, this is not cricket. All humans need to have a good laugh and I’m no exception. Why do you torture me so?

It’s time for you to turn over a new leaf. Forget all that propaganda stuff for starters. No one believes it anyway. What you have to do is to leave them laughing.

You’re too serious, Singer. You need to lighten up. For starters, you need to stop your one-man war against the Palestinians. I mean, you control them and their country completely already so what more do you want? When you pull the wings off flies, do you pull their legs off too? That is clearly over-kill, Singer.

Now, how to get you a sense of humor. Mmmmmm! There is a Comedy Festival in Melbourne, isn’t there? Why don’t you go there and attend every session, write down the jokes, and include a few of them in your weekly articles.

Look, I know that living in Melbourne is enough to make anyone depressed but the sun does shine there once a week, doesn’t it?
Take up skiing, get out and mix with non-political folk, talk to them about Tony, the flim-flam man, who’s into comedy (his suppository joke was appreciated universally). The trick is: don’t take yourself too seriously!

Aim to make everyone in your circle smile. Use a mirror to create funny faces, carry a burp-cushion, perhaps learn a few magic tricks like producing an emu from under your hat, imitate famous people like Bronwyn Bishop and Clive.

Singer, with humor, your whole life could change for the better. People will laugh with you!

And, who knows, when you’re gone, some people will miss you.

To Jew haters all

You have made your opinions well known - as is your prerogative on OLO.

According to you - Jews are not entitled to their own State - even though there are 56 Islamic states in the world - 21 of which are Arab.

You ignore that Arab states comprise 99.99% of the liberated area of land owned by the the Ottoman Empire for 400 years until 1918 - whilst Palestine comprised just 0.01% of that conquered territory.

You ignore that the League of Nations unanimously recognized the reconstitution of the Jewish National Home in Palestine - subsequently endorsed by the United Nations.

You ignore that Jews were murdered in Palestine during the riots of 1920, 1929 and 1936-1939 - long before there was any State of Israel.

You ignore that in 1946 independence was granted in 78% of Mandated Palestine for an exclusive Arabs only State called Transjordan.

You ignore that six Arab armies invaded Palestine in 1948 to try and drive the Jews into the sea.

You ignore that the 1937 Peel Commission proposal and the 1947 UN Partition Plan - both rejected by the Palestinian Arabs - offered solutions far more advantageous than being negotiated now.

You ignore that the Arabs could have had their own State in the West Bank and Gaza between 1948-1967 and did nothing to create it.

You ignore the numerous wars fought since 1948 between Arab States and Israel, the boycotts and terrorist attacks waged on the Jews world wide before 1967.

The Arab-Jewish conflict began in the 1880's - not 1948 or 1967.

The Arabs have never accepted the right of the Jews to have their own country - and neither do you.

Many of you have attacked me personally and sought to have my opinion silenced on OLO - whilst you continue your one-sided Jew hating rants that will only stop after the Jews lose their state - and everyone with a memory of the Holocaust knows what that means.

Wallow in your Jew-hatred.

You should all hold your anonymous heads in collective shame.

That's my opinion.

Singer, you are not off to a good start.

I read your article, tedious though it was. Like all the others, it is filled with hate and anger and self-righteousness and whining.

There was nothing in it to bring a smile. Perhaps you're never going to get it, Singer.

But look, I'll give you another chance, turn the other cheek. You can't ask for more.

Go on, Singer, let's see your lighter side, show us that you have one!

You can't spend your whole life accusing and abusing and insulting the 99% of people who don't belong to your closed-shop religion.

Or can you?

david..YOU...HAVE YOUR STATE..mate
NO.ONE_IS GOING TO..TAKE IT ANYWHERE*..[do you get that?]

NO ONE WANTS TO..TAKE IT AWAY*
get that..

[those who left YOUR LANDS..would like a right to return
[thats all]..

just to..take a last look..so their minds
can accept its REALLY..GONE*

thats all..[we know..*you won..it
we know..you will fight to keep it..[and thats ok..*with all of us

what we dont like
is you want to..keep..expanding it
mate thats scary..really scary..mate..set your border..WHEREVER YOU DRAW THE LINE..is fine*

just declare.*this is yours
then leave us be..

[or if you..are really our brother..help us just a little]
or at least..stop stopping us from..helping ourselves

david..use the wisdom..of soloman
one baby..[conjoined twins]..both equally free
as god wants it,,so to be

shalome..is a command*..not a word

our people are blessed..now share your blessings
or just leave us.collect up the crumbs..[in our own way]

one day..the invaders went away
that was the day..the peace-maker awoke

look..i..give you..a helper
page 27..

http://forum.onlineopinion.com.au/thread.asp?discussion=6040&page=0#175453

you want peace..send the children..home to peace

#David G

Instead of jokes - I will give you some more good news from those Zionists = Jews whom you despise and detest - that will no doubt bring tears of resentment and more hatred to your one-eyed eyes - as you are forced to read what the Jewish state has been doing - whilst you and your fellow Jew-hating travellers have been trying your best to denigrate and delegitimize it.

Enjoy these good news items whose source shall remain anonymous to match your preferred mode of communication and those of your fellow Jew-haters.

"1. An Israeli device helps diabetics to absorb Insulin quicker, easier and safer.

2. Israeli doctors extracted a hatpin swallowed by an Arab girl.

3. An Israeli mobile solar energy device provides cheap electricity in developing countries.

4.Facebook has made its largest investment in Israel by purchasing Onavo.

5. Engineering students at Israel’s Technion won an Italian competition to build a racing car.

6, Two seriously wounded Syrians were brought to Sieff Medical Center in Safed – Total treated at Sieff - 133.

7. Israeli start-up Smartli has developed an automatic grocery shopping system that uses sensors to track the items missing from your fridge. It then generates a shopping list, and ensures that these items are delivered directly to your door at your preferred time.

8. Australia's second largest DSL broadband provider, iiNet, has picked the high performance 802.11ac Wi-Fi chip from Israel’s Celeno to enable iiNet to stream data and HD video directly from future iiNet products.

9. The Alexander boutique brewery from Emek Hefer in central Israel has won a gold medal in the 2013 European Beer Star competition for its Alexander Black English-style porter beer. The competition included some 1,500 beers from 40 countries."

Have a Zionist=Jew Alexander Black on me.

Given your paranoia for Jews - have a Jew taste it first before you drink it.

You don't deserve a bottle of Grange via Graham.

Anyway - how would Graham know who to send it to? Does he actually have your real name and genuine address?

Dear Singer, congratulations! You have made great progress!

Though it was well-hidden your little attempt at humor didn't escape my one-eyed eyes, ha, ha, ha, ha! See what you can do when you try!

The rest of your comment did not contain as much intense hatred as usual. In fact it was almost rather chatty, almost conversational.

I read through the nine achievements of the Jewish State with a wary one-eyed eye as is my want. I guess I was looking for some sign of an easing of Israeli pressure on the Palestinians rather than a list of what I might buy from Tel Aviv.

No matter. But I'm sure as your hatred for Palestinians and those who support them decreases you will eventually send little messages to Benny begging him to relent a little and not run over peace activists with armored bulldozers or demolish ancient olive trees or throw Palestinians into the street together with their meager belongings.

Singer, you talk a lot about hate. I've never once heard you talk about love. It seems to be missing from your vocabulary and that of your nation!

That's very sad!