"I see that your pedogreens are well represented in the child molester sections of the prisons."

What's that shonky, can you see them from your cell?

Pauliar,

Is it true that Adam (bum) Bandit is pregnant with Xi's child?

shonky, leave the comedy to me, that's not even funny, it lacks wit, there's no pizzazz in it. A typical deadpan old crusty conservative come back from you, it went down like a lead balloon!

Dear Paul,

Not all questions can be answered.

For examble - shadowminister once asked:

"What's he got that I haven't got?"

Answer:

"Awareness!"

"What's that?"

Dear Paul,

Scott Morrison once said:

"Just let awareness have its way with you
completely!"

To all Comrades,

Happy International Labour Day.

I see 'Hard Boiled' Newman is running for the Senate in Queensland as a candidate for the phoney Liberal Democrats, a party that is neither liberal or democratic as the name tries to imply. This was well demonstrated by the Senate actions of their past representative, the man with the name that no one can pronounce, lierman, lunyscam that's it Leyonhjelm. Well we all know what a low life in the parliament Leyonhjelm proved to be , would Newman be any different?