A bit of an old Simpson's reference there for fans of the show...

Anyway, Cory of Cory's Tories has today announced his plans to have a robot cold call people and explain to them why he's voting 'no'. Because nothing gets people on side like being cold called by a recorded voice in the middle of dinner.

So I thought perhaps some of you might like to return the favour: since Cory clearly loves the sound of his own voice so much he thinks everybody else wants to listen to a recording of it, why not give him a call and tell him how much you like answering calls from robots? I'm sure he'll be thrilled too hear from you - apparently he thinks people enjoy that sort of thing.

Here are his contact details:

http://www.corybernardi.com/contact

Call the Cory Hotline Now!

Perhaps applying those sound-devices that were used around diplomat's homes in Cuba would prove more effective than his phone.

But Toni, how is the fact that he happens to be a Tori relevant? All spammers should have their ears cut off!

And if you wonder what to then do with his ears, here are some recipes:

http://www.thyhandhathprovided.com/2009/12/hamans-ears.html
http://toriavey.com/how-to/how-to-make-perfect-hamantaschen/

Yuyutsu I disagree with cutting of the ears because they can still press the enter key and send more spam.

Now if you cut off the fingers it will be a lot harder to send spam.

Also an added advantage is two ears won't feed a small mouse but ten fingers that's a meal.

Why not just de-capitate?

Now where have I hard that before?

That can be a little messy Foxy, besides it takes a rather large band aid to stem the bleeding.
ttbn is a big fan of Tori Cory, maybe he can make the calls.

ring ring...ring ring,

Answeer; "Yeah!"

Cory; "Hiiiiiiiii there, its Cooooory here, got any kids who like boiled lollies, hummmmmmm!"

Answer; "No!"

Cory; "That's too bad... what I was calling about is..."Did you know the poofs want to rape your chickens?"

Answer; "No"

Cory; "Well they do.....sure you haven't got any kids there, who like boiled lollies?"

Answer; "No. I'm sure!"

Wife in the background; "Who's on the phone dear?"

Answer; "Some nutter, looking for kids who like boiled lollies."

Wife; "JUST hang up."

CLONK

Cory; "One down, only 999,999 to go."

Well, I just received one of these calls and I am incensed. I was going to vote ‘no’, but now I will be voting ‘yes’. The ‘No’ campaign have lost me for good. This is a gross invasion of my privacy!

Nah, for some reason the outrage just isn’t as believable when the roles are reversed. I wonder what that might say?

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/same-sex-marriage-troll-enrages-yes-campaign-then-vanishes/8998282