Poirot, "Laugh! - I nearly went to Ethiopia....(kudos to Alexei Sayle:)"

Of course you did, Dear Old Tin of Fruit. But that and your reference to septuagenarian Ray Stevens belong in one of those (now gone, thank goodness) dope-smoke filled wine bars that the likes of terminal bore Philip Adams -now in his dotage as well- might claim to have frequented in his equally tedious leftie youth.

Do tell us another one please that builds up your esteemed self to your fans (even if that is only Foxy left hanging there in wee hope).

It isn't always about you, Dear Old Tin of Fruit. LOL

otb,

What a humourless, tedious drone you are.

Here's one for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

Monty Python's version of OLO.

ode..to whoboo-hoolieslow

we all..will see
freewill..aint free
[by me]

ok we.know..that..free=no-cost?
so..the will..is free..has lost..its cost?

Will..[wont-Negative]
Change..the sentences..below to/the..negative.

Use/the...short-form..won't.

Example:
I'll..see you..tomorrow.
I won't..see you..tomorrow.

You..cannot..modify.."can"
with..the..auxiliary/modal.."will"

When."can"..refers..to permission,..possibility,..or suggestion,
the..Future..is "can"..+..future/time-adverb,..
so..that..it's..clear..you mean..in..the.."future"

Ex:..You..can go..to the..
I..can..help..you
You..can read..a book

YOU..WILL..go
I..WILL..help

you wont..read the book
YOU..will..read..the book
you will..to..read the book
you read..of your own..freewill

how..do..we know..our own*..will?
is by..our own..freewill..or just..willful-choosing..?

will•ful

adj.
1...deliberate/voluntary,..or intentional:..willful desertion.
2...unreasonably/stubborn..or headstrong;..perversely obstinate.

willful•ly, adverb.
willful•ness, noun.

synonyms:..willful/headstrong/perverse/wayward
refer to..a person..who stubbornly persists..in doing..as he..or she pleases..willful implies..opposition..to those..whose wishes/suggestions..or commands/ought to/be..respected..or obeyed:

a willful son..who ignored..his parents' advice.
headstrong is used in a similar way.. but implies foolish and sometimes..reckless behavior:

perverse implies..stubborn persistence
in opposing..what is right..or acceptable,
often with/the express..intention..of being..contrary or disagreeable:..taking a perverse/delight..in arguing with others.

wayward..suggests stubborn..disobedience
that gets one into trouble:

.will•ing

adj.
1...disposed..or consenting;..inclined:..willing to/go..along.
2...cheerfully-consenting..or ready:..a willing/worker.
3...done/given,..borne/used,..etc.,..with cheerful readiness.

willing•ly, adverb.
willing•ness, noun.

Thesaurus Legend:
Synonyms..Related/Words..Antonyms
Noun..willing -
the act*..of making..a choice
willing - the act of,,"followed..my father..of my-own volition"

volition/selection,choice,option,pick
the act..of choosing..or selecting;[selective..

intention..an act of intending;[selectivity..
a volition..that..you intend..to carry..over/out;
"my intention..changed..once I saw..her..?"

Adj...willing
disposed..or inclined..toward;..
"a willing..participant";.."willing helpers"

compliant..disposed to..or willing..to comply;
"children..compliant..with..the parental will"

inclined -
(often followed..by `to')
having..a preference,..disposition..or tendency;
he.."wasn't inclined..to believe the excuse";..is.."inclined..to be moody"

voluntary -
of your..own free will..or design[plan];
that..done..by choice;..not forced..by chance..or compelled;
"man is..a voluntary*agent";.."participation.;.was voluntary";"a voluntary confession"

#unwilling
not disposed..or inclined toward;
"an unwilling..assistant";.."unwilling..to face/facts"
2. willing..not brought..about by coercion..or force
#willing -
not brought about..by coercion or force;
"the works..off his life..was uncoerced"
un-coerced,-unforced

#voluntary..by/of..your own*..free will
or..that..done..by choice;..not forced..or compelled;>>

$forced..so..FORCING OTHERS..TO..BE GOOD..
isnt of..freewill choice..is your..will..free..or willful?

WERE YOU..willing?

adjective
1...so inclined,..un-prepared,..un-happy,
dis-pleased,..in-content,..in favour,..in-disposed

consenting,..disposed, un-favorable,..dis-agreeable,
in the..mood,..willful..wonderful..compliant,..amenable,
desirous..of..or, so-minded..?

willing for..nothing loath?
or willing nothing..but loathing?

There..are some questions..
which they..will not/be..willing to answer.

dis-inclined..reluctant,..unwilling,..averse,..loath,..
[as opposed to.loathing..[adj]..not keen,disinclined,.indisposed

2...ready,..game..(informal),eager,..enthusiastic
He had..plenty of willing..volunteers..here..to help him clear up..the freely..chosen..mess-age

.
but..found only the un-ready*/the ignnored
reluctant,..un-willing,..be-grudging,..unenthusiastic
so rolled the dice..and exercised..his freewill/free-choice..and..?

please forgive my.willful distractions
shamelessly requiring the hooollo,,to give our complicated topic a go,,before he cruelly decide to go

you say..i..bore you to tears
oh dear..im sweating bloody..trying to post info..
that expands..as much as exposes lies..dis-possion-fears

i havnt seen you..at the thread..
about those many-fold/topic's others dread
[what means free will..or that of being bored..to dead*

where we stand.on both sides..of the great divide
revealing our inner mind..to opposing kind

hooolio
your blind

i.should put you..as you
put me..putting off us all..out of sight..out of mind

you lost your mind
[but we talked of that bit too

boo hoo..where were you

http://forum.onlineopinion.com.au/thread.asp?article=15257&page=0

everyone leaving..when..its
not the time..for separation..but cleaving
grasping firmly..onto..whatever peer/beliefs..you think..you got

the sorting of the sheep..from the goat..
from the wheat..from the oat..those of the plank..or the mote*
removing the splinters..the thorns..from the paws..of the that roars

anyhow..your pares..are wrote larger
upon.the ego..of the ages..that the pages..of the book of life..recall thy works/lurks..perks..deeds..be they strife..or tithe

its karmic balancing
banging between extremes
its about lost hope..living others dreams

[or so it seems]..who bored you to tears..
by revealing of your fears..its..not your smallness you hear..but of the greatness..you are..

beyond your own fears
to run..means missing the fun

your pun
son..of the sun

"It's a shame OLO isn't more like this:"

Poirot, did you mean with only four gorillas in sight? Take comfort in the fact that their erect penis size is 4 cms.

(Let's hear it for the monkey.)

For Houellebecq's sake I should have shown how I was rooly down with the Yoofs and referenced Dappy's 'No Regrets'...

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh na na na na na, Oh oh oh oh oh oh hear me out"

OK. maybe not that bit...

"Deep inside, there's a fire
'Cause I'm no longer looking at a reflection I admire"

if you watch carefully
you will see who-lie-low..hulking in the reflections

i couldnt see him..but..my guides advise..hes spirit is..there
[a chip..on the shoulder][or the same anger demons feeding anger..then the realization....youjust saw your own reflection[recollection]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE04WIB9V10&list=PLHQMwWIhNeqwYzbDmJuo-aczCcCnF80s0

its funny..how..we let sleeping logs lie
but in hell..those sleepers sleeping eternity away..
i would just..help them awake..why didnt.;you..help wake them up..too?

only..the boring can get bored
only the angry..feel anger

it's..not only the watchdog..that sleeps

who/who..fell throu..the cracks..of his ownlax