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God increases productivity exponentially…. Result Questionable!
One morning well before time began god awoke and found himself bored. Wondering what the day had in store for him, as he was the only thing in existence he concluded that today would be much the same as yesterday or the day before that. Being the only thing to exist he distressed that tomorrow or the day after would also be exactly the same. To occupy himself he created light. He said “let there be light.” and there was. Anyway when light was created he had a look around, as before this he had never seen anything. He was very disappointed as this place was even more boring once illuminated. He quickly reinstated the darkness for half the time because if he had to look at the place during the times of light (which he decided to call day) he would become too depressed and perhaps contemplate suicide. The next day he awoke and again found himself bored. He sat there wondering what to do and then he decided that a bit of colour would liven up the place. So he said “let there be paint” and painted some of the vast whiteness blue. This he called sky and he promptly called dibs on it as his bedroom. After a day of painting his bed room god was rather tired and thanked his creator for the arrival of the blackness because it made it easier to sleep. That night he pondered the meaning of his existence. He thought he should create something big. All this feverish activity over the last two days had inspired him. He wondered why he had not thought of doing this in the countless eons he had already existed.