tc...interesting 'creation story'..but the truth is god is eternal
so lets say your story happond..[big bang]=[let there be light]

but how did there become to be 'nuthin'?
god switched off..finally allowed mankind..
to try to do the stuff he was doing..naturally

and the result was nuthin
everything stopped[space folded back onto itself..and all mass in the universe became as if nuthing..[science informs us..it was the size of a fullstop[.]

then god got curious again..and thought
lets see how you went man kind..doing things your way

he saw nuthin..then turnmed on the light
and resumed doing yet ahgain what god has been trying to do over all time[find an equal]..

ok adam wanted what the =beasts got
so god cloned him a sister..yet he was her father
but he also was her lover..hushband..and high priest[adviser of the things of god]

but adam never god what god was trying to do
anyhow he mated with his..daughter eve..[god built the tree of knowledge..of good/bad]..

the keeper of fixtures
killed his brother the keeper of fungables...

he destroyed the tree of life
and science subverted the pre-text
eve=lucy..big banbk =let light be..the science fraud
[their faux/..tree of life..since refuted as its based on taxonomy[now thoughrilly refuted by the dna..not maching the presumed evolution

the silence there alone
causes the big bang to end
cause the deep..in which god
will yet again ponder turning on the photon release..

[let there be seen[in his light]
life in the light/sustained by the light]

fixtures god grows
fungables we sheppard into growing fat[healthyy fat of contentment/giving back to god..that good..he gifts freely upon us all..

The two Genesis accounts are from two cultures, one Chaldean pre Abraham and one Hebrew, post Moses. The seven days of creation refer to days of revelation and not 24 hour periods. Days are days of light, enlightenment or revelation as the sun was not lighted till day four.

It is naive to change history to suit ones view.
Writing childish stories distorts facts.

joseph..lets focus..on the fact..
god is eternal/infinite/omnipresent
[the spirit..that sustains life long enough
that that life create a soul..that houses gods spirit..in the next life

science theo-ises..that there may have been many big bangs
expansion/contraction...change of state[next big bang]

what you call two different versions of gene-sis
might simply be the result of two sequences of past big bangs

thing is we dont know
yes one may have been channeld one version..from a spirit from a past big bang..and one from a spirit who witnessed this present one]

either way..there was a beginning
life comes from life..[and if alians begat life
;where did their life begat]..alians..outside seeding
avoids explaining how the first LIFE..came ...*from not life!

science dont expklain nuthin
it has THEORIES..but science NEEDS faulsifications[that if refuted refute the THEORY*]

name first life[by genus]
what next genus did it evolve into?

give the dna proof
how was the first cell MEMbrain..formed
[and mud bubble is theory..lol science THEORY*..

lol
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Sorry, you're all wrong.

There was a giant galah, who mixed it with a goanna.

They fell out over a snake.

Outcome?

The snake went south to create the darkspirit land (xtians think this is Hell) and the galah flew skywards to create the lightspirit land (xtians think this is called Heaven).

The goanna was left to roam the Earth, and has evolved into humans.

Simple.

It's all absolutely true, and we know this because 1000 completely different but similar versions have been passed down in story form for at least 60,000 years, far longer than the very contemporary tale of Jesus, so all of the discussion here is pointless.

You need to get with the strength, and it's pretty obvious that the Big Galah, beginning with a G, refers to, well, you know who.

Folks - you're taking this all literally.
Goodness me - the title of this thread refers
to fiction after-all - so use your imaginations
and lighten up.

I love TBC's reference to "Dream-Time."

How about some Norse myths and legends?
Or - "Once upon a time" versions. We all have
the capacity to be story-tellers afterall -
and dream. We need to dream: souring imagination
is the glue that keeps our souls from shattering
under the impact of a prosaic world. But dreaming
can be a tricky business and if we're not careful,
can disappear altogether from our lives.

if I was going to re-write the bible, I'd change it so that the hero didn't get killed halfway into the story.