This is the wettest inauguration of summer we've had in 60 years.Di hydrogen monoxide is now replacing carbon dioxide as the new Global threat.This evil,diabolical molecule has more global warming potential than C02 but Europe is experiencing record low temps and now our summer is looking cool and wet.

We need to tax di-hydrogen monoxide and stop its insidious change of climate.The world is supposed to be getting hotter.This is against all devine climate law proclaimed by the intergovermental panel on climate change.This is heresy and the gods need to be chastised for changing climate patterns not approved by mortal authorities and their computer models.

So rid yourself of this evil poison di-hydrogen monoxide along with carbon dioxide and save the planet.You cannot be a born again AGW deity,until you worship at the alter of denial.

Hehehe!

What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?

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Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
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This is scary stuff, Arjay much more urgency for a tax on this stuff, it will kill you quick smart.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

This stuff should be banned outright!

Service stations have been inserting this stuff in the bottom of their
petrol tanks for years. It insures that customers will be back to get their cars repaired.

I'll bet you didn't know that.

[Distasteful.]

Dihydrogen monoxide is also found in 100% of malignant tumours.

Supposedly cancer cannot survive without it.

Bush, Rumsfeld and Rice were all known to surreptitiously ingest Dihydrogen monoxide shortly before 9/11.

What more proof is needed?