Make that some men and some women:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/591383.stm

This is just another of the trashy 'love rat' stories that pass for news in the tabloid press and sell women's magazines.

Col I am pleased for you,true.
You say your new bride knows you best, you got a pearl there mate ,all in such a short time.
Not sure how us Socialists got in there, aware as I am you regard anyone left of Margret as such.
But I must have missed out, got no more than my conservative Friends.
I did say money and time helped maybe that is my excuse.
Basic instinct,that is my view of what it is, for both sex's some times.
Those who never stray and never have partner stray are very lucky.
Or just different?

Oh, that one, Col...

>>Not so sure of the "baby seal" ...<<

Q: What have Tiger Woods and baby seals in common?

A: They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

Actually, my favourite is probably the simplest:

Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Or maybe this one:

Q: How come Tiger Woods drove into a tree AND a fire hydrant?

A: He couldn't decide whether to hit the wood or the iron.

But you're right, it is not really any of our business.

Although with all those famous friends, someone should have warned him about i) leaving voicemails and/or text messages ii) having her number stored in your phone iii) deleting text messages as soon as they are read iv) the tendency of "cocktail waitresses" to be less than discreet when given the opportunity to sell their story for millions of dollars... and so on.

He's just a very silly boy.

Pericles,
Very funny.

All
I have to say, I neither feel sorry or condemnatory of him....I simply don't care it is non of my business, I wish it would stop cluttering up my TV and internet.A pox on the news editors who think it's news.

Dear Belly,

How could he resist? Here he is the
highest earning athlete, women throwing
themselves at him, and of course he wants
to have fun, party hard, with a girl on
either side, he's a guy who makes headlines.
He's "the man" of golf. Sponsors are lining
up for him.

He can do whatever he wants...
Right?

Tiger's fall from grace could cost him more than
just his dignity. Image is everything in
keeping his sponsors happy. And he's
got quite a bit to lose. Not counting the pay
out, if his wife sues for divorce. According to
a popular magazine his sponsors include -
Gatorade, AT&T Gillette, American Express and a
$30 million-a-year deal with Nike. His $10.5 million
prize at September's FedEx Cup put him over the
$1 billion mark.

"Poor Boy?"

Not yet.

Just because you are the world's best golfer it doesn't mean you cannot be beaten by your wife.

Wasn't Tiger lucky that when she teed off on his face it was only with the three iron?

Had his missus used a left-handed club he might have veered the other way and missed the hydrant.

More loft on the iron and Tiger's eyes could have seen the hazards in advance.

Clint Eastwood is upset about Elin's new "Make My Day" range of golf clubs. Even the putter is more lethal than Clint's .44. Next Dirty Harry movie will feature a holstered No1 wood, signed by Elin.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

George Clooney is trying to muscle in, claiming that he beats his publicist with a golf club. That could be George's well-hidden feminine side coming through. He shouldn't ask Elin for tips on how to iron balls though.

The plastic surgeon has made a public appeal to source a '57 Chevy Bel Air grille to rebuild Tiger's trademark smile. The medical team has knocked back Elin's wifely offer to panel beat, maybe with the sand wedge this time.