What countries on the Globe might provide the most chance of success for those seeking asylum from Australia? What financial costs might be involved for transportation and interim living costs until applications for permanent-resident and or work visas are processed, and what sort of waiting periods should be expected before settling into a new life?

I hope to receive responses from those who have lived for some extended time in months or perhaps years in the suggested destinations, and may have personal experience with the conditions, with preference given for tropical climates over temperate zones, but sub-tropical civilisations maybe acceptible if other conditions are accommodating.

I would suggest New Zealand.

There's lots of pretty females there eagerly waiting for a liaison with a handsome foreigner who's seeking citizenship or asylum. Yep, the girls there have lovely "woolly" hair, they're normally outgoing but can sometimes be a bit "sheepish", and they never answer back.

Yep, sounds like you'll fit in quite well with the New Zealand lifestyle. Let's face it, the Aussie girls are not nearly as pretty, so go for it you animal!

Dear Seano,

Australians wouldn't qualify as Asylum Seekers.
Most countries would say that we've
an envious life-style - all that space, fresh air,
beautiful beaches - freedom to do what we want.
They would ask -"What are you fleeing exactly?"
Boredom, wouldn't cut it.

But, if all you really want to do is travel - that's
a different story. Adventure awaits - spin the globe,
close your eyes, and pick a place.
Aussies are well liked everywhere. They have a good
reputation as being hard workers. Honest, fair,
as well as fun-loving, and easy going. Fit in anywhere.

So go for it, and Good-Luck!

if you're looking for an asylum go to Canberra.

Umm foxy, seano's post was "tongue in cheek". Why, I'm not sure. But they're not "real" questions from him. Maybe he's trying to make a point: What that point is ....... I'm not sure. Maybe seano can enlighten us.

Surely seano meant those who want to settle in Australia?